no simp in the world more simp than me

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Think of your attention as currency, you gave away all of your attention for free by sending messages all day and now you caused inflation so your effort was worthless.:ufdup:
 

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Wifey was watching a jack the ripper documentary :usure:

The first four victims were older prostitutes,, 40-50's,, alcoholics plying their trade on the street
(One woman literally died on a road called "piss alley" ... :(

Anyway, Mary Kelly was the fifth and final victim
She was early 20's and worked out of an apartment.. "more upscale" etc
She had a simp (not a pimp) who would keep her company between sessions
He would stand there waiting until the client left, then resume the chit chat
Anyway,,, he got a look at the presumed jack the ripper..
The documentary described the simp as being infatuated with her.. An unrequited interest.. But was too broke to pay her prices :therethere:

Spend your nights making idle chit chat with an escort, brehs:francis:
 

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I won’t shyt on you because I been in that position (tho not as bad as you)

gotta value yourself and always put yourself first. Took a while for me to learn that. :francis::yeshrug:
 

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Listen


I’m only saying this once








RUN!



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The friendzone
I've been in the friendzone with this girl who's been my crush for some time now

we're even such close friends that she has no problem telling me her fetishes like how she likes to be choked during sex, face-fukked, you name it :smile:

she never let me do any of that though, heck I'm lucky to even get a nude pic from her.

well, I wished her a goodnight after spending nearly my whole day keeping her entertained at her boring job by snapchatting funny memes and what not. only for her to leave work early, presumably with another dude who she was evidently getting high with who's also at her crib right now doing god knows what.

You didn't put in enough effort.

You should have offered her money for bills and promised to be on standby whenever she needs you.

Do better. :ufdup:
 

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well, you see.. the truth is much sadder than that:sad:

it's not nudes she sends to me but rather freaky seductive shyt she posts to her story for every dude who follows her, she probably doesn't even think about me when she posts it

negged.

:stopitslime:
 
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