no simp in the world more simp than me

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Sounds like you're KNEEDEEP op, might as well keep on keeping on at this point. I doubt it, but you may luck up and get to suck a titty or something one day :yeshrug:

I kinda admire you friend zone dudes stamina and ability to persevere despite rejection after rejection after rejection:ehh:

But what you gonna do when you get that text that y'all can no longer be friends because the new dude that's restructuring her cervix tells her to cut off all communication with other dudes tho :wow:

At that point you gotta pull up and have a fight to the death with that man for that woman. And see if them panties don't get soaked then :wow:
 

Rozay Oro

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I've been in the friendzone with this girl who's been my crush for some time now

we're even such close friends that she has no problem telling me her fetishes like how she likes to be choked during sex, face-fukked, you name it :smile:

she never let me do any of that though, heck I'm lucky to even get a nude pic from her.

well, I wished her a goodnight after spending nearly my whole day keeping her entertained at her boring job by snapchatting funny memes and what not. only for her to leave work early, presumably with another dude who she was evidently getting high with who's also at her crib right now doing god knows what.
Take it from a fellow simp. Stop doin all that dumb shyt with shorty. You only causing yourself more pain. She don’t respect you doggy. Keep it short. Let’s focus on you breh. Life is like a RPG. Let’s discuss your weaknesses in life instead.
 

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OP..

You like being a simp.

You choose to be one.

You choose to allow someone you think is your friend outright immasculate you.

You allow your fear of rejection to cloud your judgement.

There is a level of comfort for you being in your position.

People who make self depreciation threads all have the same mentality.

When you get tired of your situation, you will do something about it.

There is no amount of advice that can be given to people like you because you volunteered to be in your situation.

Not mad at you. I have been there & done that to a slightly lesser degree. No mas!

Good luck!
 

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Some shyt you gotta take to your grave baby. Happy hunger games. And may the odds be ever in your favor. :francis:
 

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I've been in the friendzone with this girl who's been my crush for some time now

we're even such close friends that she has no problem telling me her fetishes like how she likes to be choked during sex, face-fukked, you name it :smile:

she never let me do any of that though, heck I'm lucky to even get a nude pic from her.

well, I wished her a goodnight after spending nearly my whole day keeping her entertained at her boring job by snapchatting funny memes and what not. only for her to leave work early, presumably with another dude who she was evidently getting high with who's also at her crib right now doing god knows what.

Stop/
 

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Dude...why...
You know what? Forget it. If guys are gonna keep falling for this stuff in 2021 ain't nothing can be said to them.
 
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