no simp in the world more simp than me

[dєvilsblυєs]

I've been in the friendzone with this girl who's been my crush for some time now

we're even such close friends that she has no problem telling me her fetishes like how she likes to be choked during sex, face-fukked, you name it

she never let me do any of that though, heck I'm lucky to even get a nude pic from her.

well, I wished her a goodnight after spending nearly my whole day keeping her entertained at her boring job by snapchatting funny memes and what not. only for her to leave work early, presumably with another dude who she was evidently getting high with who's also at her crib right now doing god knows what.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Sounds like you wish you could watch the two of them bone.

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

I'm not even gonna dignify this thread with a serious answer.

 

[Action Mike]

You already know what we will say and you will continue to do this

 

[MischievousMonkey]

she never let me do any of that though, heck I'm lucky to even get a nude pic from her.

Never heard of a breh in the friendzone getting nudes

You can flip that

 

[dєvilsblυєs]

Never heard of a breh in the friendzone getting nudes

You can flip that

well, you see.. the truth is much sadder than that

it's not nudes she sends to me but rather freaky seductive shyt she posts to her story for every dude who follows her, she probably doesn't even think about me when she posts it

 

[Speaking Womanese]

@Typical Simp

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[buzzkill]

Find another girl its not that hard

 

[null]

I've been in the friendzone with this girl who's been my crush for some time now

we're even such close friends that she has no problem telling me her fetishes like how she likes to be choked during sex, face-fukked, you name it

she never let me do any of that though, heck I'm lucky to even get a nude pic from her.

well, I wished her a goodnight after spending nearly my whole day keeping her entertained at her boring job by snapchatting funny memes and what not. only for her to leave work early, presumably with another dude who she was evidently getting high with who's also at her crib right now doing god knows what.

@Wild self

handle yo business breh

 

[Apprentice]

well, you see.. the truth is much sadder than that

it's not nudes she sends to me but rather freaky seductive shyt she posts to her story for every dude who follows her, she probably doesn't even think about me when she posts it

nikka this youngin is for the streets u need to snap outta watever trans this lust demon has u in and chase a bag

she sniff the lack of testosterone it’s like a shark smellin blood

 

[Kisame]

I've been in the friendzone with this girl who's been my crush for some time now

we're even such close friends that she has no problem telling me her fetishes like how she likes to be choked during sex, face-fukked, you name it

she never let me do any of that though, heck I'm lucky to even get a nude pic from her.

well, I wished her a goodnight after spending nearly my whole day keeping her entertained at her boring job by snapchatting funny memes and what not. only for her to leave work early, presumably with another dude who she was evidently getting high with who's also at her crib right now doing god knows what.

well, you see.. the truth is much sadder than that

it's not nudes she sends to me but rather freaky seductive shyt she posts to her story for every dude who follows her, she probably doesn't even think about me when she posts it

 

[King Poetic]

I have never been friends with any woman who tells me her sex life and I’m not getting a piece of the action myself

You the fire extinguisher in case she needs someone to call if the fire gets to bad( the rough nikka) and need your emotional and possible financial support

Leave her alone, if that’s a woman u want to be with and not just a homegirl

 

[NoMorePie]

One day you gonna be in her guts. Wait for the day some another simp breaks her heart or some shyt and she'll be running to you

In the meantime, just keep simping

 

[P90]

This not good for your self esteem breh.