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Brehs, brehettes, i innocently fukked up just now. I got to work today at 8, had to bring the damn jeep because my wife has my truck.

So i get here and start talking to a coworker, then because I'm a fool, I walk girl to her car and then ask her to drop me off in the front.

So we get to the front and we continue talking; about the cowboys game, yesterday ufc fights, more miniscule things like that. I'm here until 330 so I'm just trying to pass the time; but then of course :snoop: like some cruel fukkin life joke, my wife pulls up behind us to trade vehicles :damn:


I say bye to girl, get off and go to my wife and she starts with the questions.

Who was that? And I'm just like "nobody" :why:


I didn't want to give a name because my wife already been suspicious of this one but since it's all innocent I tell her who it was and boom, she hops up in the jeep and leaves:sadcam:



I'm just like :mjcry: and :lupe: right now


I don't know what the hell is going to happen :snoop:


Haven't been able to reach her since she left :mjcry:


I love her, I don't want to get divorced


Fukk


I don't know what to do





you and your wife aint gonna make it breh .... aint no way I can be respectful about this but you are both stupid .... I cant see your marriage surviving....

But on the flipside the fact that you are both stupid and immature may mean that you are destined for each other ...you know, to negatives making a positive..... kind of thing
 

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I say again..

Anything you and your coworker have to "finish up" can be done at the building exit door or walking towards the lot...

NOT all the way to the vehicle unless you mfs are parked side by side..

Mistake #1:
Walking the chick to her car.

fukk up#1:
Getting in her car.
 

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:ufdup:. As others have stated, You could have done some major damage control by introducing ol girl to your wife.
Calling her " nobody" did nothing but confirm your wife's suspicions. ANY female whether it's a work colleague, classmate, or someone you grew up with,
you ALWAYS introduce them to your wife when they come in contact with each other. That's marriage 101 breh :francis: (same shyt applies to you too ladies).
That and that 1:30 in the morning snap shyt ain't a good look breh :francis:. Keep it stack, you wanted to fukk didn't you:russ:
 
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My husband would get castrated on the spot

Judges are not soft on that kind of shyt anymore

You gonna go to county for 25 years over a nikka and the only pipe you'll be getting is from Hilbertha looking to shove that broom stick pole up your coochie :francis:

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And best believe the Women's facilities is actually worse than the Men's because Women are hormonal and have no hierarchy shyt is constantly chaotic bytches can't sleep bleeding all over the place and shyt

You better think four times before doing it :ufdup:
 
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