No More Accountants! The 2014-2015 New York Jets Off-season Thread

[RubioTheCruel]

What story?

The outside linebacker who punched New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith during a locker room dispute missed his college team's 2011 season opener because he injured his hand when punching a man he thought was a woman with whom he had arranged to have sex, Outside the Lines has learned.

Can't say I blame him tho

 

[King Crimson]

Can't say I blame him tho

Not at all. I'd have probably done the same. That shyt was a setup of the highest order

 

[Sampson]

How long did he get sucked off before he noticed the stubble?

 

[Kings County]

How long did he get sucked off before he noticed the stubble?

 

[NYC Rebel]

Can't say I blame him tho

I have to agree.

I remember waiting for my ex to come in from VA on the bus near Time Square so I went into a XXX spot to waste some time. Dog.....some ol white man in a Columbo jacket and Frank Sinatra hat whispers to me....and I'm like ....so I listen in and this fukker whispers "you want to go with me to a hotel?"

DOG!!! I Immediately said "WHAT" and went and before he could run his old ass off I punched him dead on the back of his head and sent the niqqas hat flying across the store. Dumb ass stumbled all into the DVD stand. Ahmed behind the counter didn't even say a thing....just went about his business like





Old New York was wild

 

[King Crimson]

I have to agree.

I remember waiting for my ex to come in from VA on the bus near Time Square so I went into a XXX spot to waste some time. Dog.....some ol white man in a Columbo jacket and Frank Sinatra hat whispers to me....and I'm like ....so I listen in and this fukker whispers "you want to go with me to a hotel?"

DOG!!! I Immediately said "WHAT" and went and before he could run his old ass off I punched him dead on the back of head and sent the niqqas hat flying across the store. Dumb ass stumbled all into the DVD stand. Ahmed behind the counter didn't even say a thing....just went about his business like





Old New York was wild

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

I have to agree.

I remember waiting for my ex to come in from VA on the bus near Time Square so I went into a XXX spot to waste some time. Dog.....some ol white man in a Columbo jacket and Frank Sinatra hat whispers to me....and I'm like ....so I listen in and this fukker whispers "you want to go with me to a hotel?"

DOG!!! I Immediately said "WHAT" and went and before he could run his old ass off I punched him dead on the back of head and sent the niqqas hat flying across the store. Dumb ass stumbled all into the DVD stand. Ahmed behind the counter didn't even say a thing....just went about his business like





Old New York was wild

 

[Black]

Good drive.

 

[Playa With Tha Passport]

They score ? Im outside

 

[Black]

They score ? Im outside

yeah decker

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

yeah decker

What we looking like breh?

 

[Black]

What we looking like breh?

looking good so far.

 

[RubioTheCruel]

Decker was WIDE open, I could have thrown that TD.

Speaking of Decker, why do they have him fielding punts? He's too valuable to get nicked up on ST like that

 

[RubioTheCruel]

Marshall and Decker are showing out.

Then again, the Giants D might just be horrible

 

[Starski]