No Mo' Taco's in the War Room! Dallas Cowboys 2023 draft thread

[Codeine Bryant]

@*DalMem* is right
We drafted a bunch of gunners and longsnappers

Underwhelming draft. Imagine not taking an OL in the first 3 rounds.

They drafted a TE in the 2nd who probably would have been there in the 3rd.

“But Codeine, give them time. In the moment posting.”
“Man stfu, you don’t know any of these players and how they’ll fit.”

fukk you. I have every right to bytch about this draft and the front office as you Tad’s have the right to stan interception-over-the-middle remedial ass QB.

They went full on NEED in R1 and then seemingly drafted every other round after taking 3 tabs of acid, doing an 8 ball, and imagining every prospect reaching LVL 99 with maxed out stats.

Brehs talking about UDFAs in here

When Tyron gets hurt and we slide Tyler back out to LT, or whatever shuffling we do with the OL, and we’re down a quality starter or two, we’ll look back at this draft and see these dikkheads decided to roll the dice on 25 year old Cacasaurus Rex TE or project players that are a year away from being a year away. At best.

 

[Codeine Bryant]

And this is assuming Pollard is able to put the team on his back with a broken fukkin leg, doe.

Because if he can’t, we’re counting on Roland Jones who was demoted all the way to RB17 on the Bucs, who were the worst rushing team in the league.

The Bucs couldn’t even run the ball against us

 

[smitty22]

I honestly hope we sign Kareem Hunt after the draft

Him and TP would be a solid backfield

Zeke coming back

 

[darealvelle]

Zeke coming back

This may be a reality

 

[BigE214]

Zeke coming back

He still be working out with the team. That’s crazy. Not at the facilities though

 

[El Bombi]

Zeke coming back

 

[dtownreppin214]

We get our Darren Sproles

15lb difference. Sproles had a much thicker lower body build.

 

[dtownreppin214]

And this is assuming Pollard is able to put the team on his back with a broken fukkin leg, doe.

They didn’t think he could carry the load when he was healthy, makes Cowboys sense to now try it after he’s broken a limb.

 

[BigE214]

We didn’t have a lot of holes to fill so to speak so this IS a wait and see draft.

Biggest concerns going into the offseason were DT, RB, CB

we addressed the corner in FA and got a DT with our first pick.

TE - blah but it’s value in the pic

Overshown - Utility safety (Kearse, Hooker, Wilson ain’t gonna be here forever and with injuries he’ll be on the field - great group to learn from til he gets the keys)

Fehoko - don’t know much about him but Hopefully he can be a true edge rusher and let Law get some water on rushing downs

Richard - another versatile oline project

Wont address the others cause I don’t expect them to make the team.

 

[Dwight Howard]

@*DalMem* is right
We drafted a bunch of gunners and longsnappers

Underwhelming draft. Imagine not taking an OL in the first 3 rounds.

They drafted a TE in the 2nd who probably would have been there in the 3rd.

“But Codeine, give them time. In the moment posting.”
“Man stfu, you don’t know any of these players and how they’ll fit.”

fukk you. I have every right to bytch about this draft and the front office as you Tad’s have the right to stan interception-over-the-middle remedial ass QB.

They went full on NEED in R1 and then seemingly drafted every other round after taking 3 tabs of acid, doing an 8 ball, and imagining every prospect reaching LVL 99 with maxed out stats.

Brehs talking about UDFAs in here

When Tyron gets hurt and we slide Tyler back out to LT, or whatever shuffling we do with the OL, and we’re down a quality starter or two, we’ll look back at this draft and see these dikkheads decided to roll the dice on 25 year old Cacasaurus Rex TE or project players that are a year away from being a year away. At best.

Will mcclay track record >>>>>>>> yours

 

[Jerz]

Team got no better. Schoon over Torrance. Overshown over Clark Phillips iii. Vaughn over Zach Evans. These type of decisions add up -- its the difference between actually getting better, or basically staying the same. We stayed the same

 

[duckbutta]

Zeke coming back

Why you doing this to us

 

[duckbutta]

Team got no better. Schoon over Torrance. Overshown over Clark Phillips iii. Vaughn over Zach Evans. These type of decisions add up -- its the difference between actually getting better, or basically staying the same. We stayed the same

We got Dak.

We good in the NFC

 

[darealvelle]

Team got no better. Schoon over Torrance. Overshown over Clark Phillips iii. Vaughn over Zach Evans. These type of decisions add up -- its the difference between actually getting better, or basically staying the same. We stayed the same

I agree, seemed like we did not improve any position besides DT.

 

[BlueHeffner]

@*DalMem* is right
We drafted a bunch of gunners and longsnappers

Underwhelming draft. Imagine not taking an OL in the first 3 rounds.

They drafted a TE in the 2nd who probably would have been there in the 3rd.

“But Codeine, give them time. In the moment posting.”
“Man stfu, you don’t know any of these players and how they’ll fit.”

fukk you. I have every right to bytch about this draft and the front office as you Tad’s have the right to stan interception-over-the-middle remedial ass QB.

They went full on NEED in R1 and then seemingly drafted every other round after taking 3 tabs of acid, doing an 8 ball, and imagining every prospect reaching LVL 99 with maxed out stats.

Brehs talking about UDFAs in here

When Tyron gets hurt and we slide Tyler back out to LT, or whatever shuffling we do with the OL, and we’re down a quality starter or two, we’ll look back at this draft and see these dikkheads decided to roll the dice on 25 year old Cacasaurus Rex TE or project players that are a year away from being a year away. At best.

Lets keep it reality breh


Nothing this team couldve done yesterday wouldve changed the fact that we have the woat qb

We couldve drafted a future HOF’er at LG and WR and this bumass nikkas would still fail against a good team


At least now we can enjoy having a defense that isnt going to get bullied in the trenches anymore