We're in the office, baby.
First B1G play of the game. Ransom pick dat bum bytch off & housed it
Had to do the Lord's work & give da people what they want since it'd never happen in real life wit the Home & Home.
Next drive, Heisman Howard wit QB Sweep to go up 14-0
Curry wit a sack & scum miss their FG. But we get our 1st punt of the game on the ensuing drive.
Next drive, da big gun get called in---3 straight catches for 4 wit the last one bringin' the score 21-0.
Another stop by the D, the a bomb to Tate (over Berry's bum ass) on the next drive to go up 28-0
They drive 75 yards to get on the board for the 1st time, then I throw a Pick 6 for it now to be 14-28
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Close out the half wit a long drive capped wit Henderson TD tho to go up 35-17.
Downs fumble recovery coming outta the half + Heisman Howard TD to Emeka wit God-like accuracy.
Dumb ass scum QB throws into Dbl coverage and Zel picks it off
QB run TD again to go up 49-17 but they score again the next drive.
20 seconds left but I kick FG on a$$hole shyt cuz why not
Needless to say, it's game day, & Gawdeyes by 28
*It obv won't happen exactly like this but my God this was one of the worst teams I've played on this game all yr, no so I'ma be hot if Day/Chip/Knowles don't go to work.