No Land For Old QBs....Will THE Scarlet & Gray Bounce Byke? It's Up in the Air I'm just Sayin: 2024 Ohio State Buckeyes Thread

Will order be restored to this Urban area or will Day play it 2 close to The Vest?

  • B1G Chip or Bust!

    Votes: 10 76.9%
  • Playoffs?!

    Votes: 6 46.2%
  • OVOJim hunched ova like he 80 dat boi is sick sick sick, how much time scum got? Tick tick tick...

    Votes: 5 38.5%

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Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD

<--- Cleveland Browns winning that many, boi!
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This series has been out of sync Harbaugh forfeited the 2020 game without getting an L for it and proceeded to stack his roster with a bunch of 25 year old UPS drivers.

Today must be a cleansing and restoration of true order. Anything less than a win by 20 points and I won't be satisfied. They're fake run is over... now it's time to piss on them.
 
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Game Day! About to head to the stadium in like an hour. I'm pushing any ❌️ichiCANT fan I see today :pacspit:





Just kidding. I'm not trying to get fleas and rabies from those dullards:lolbron:
And this is why the rest of the world knows you’re all a bunch of fukking dirtbags.
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I’m goin back to bed…need all my rest for the celebration later
 

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We're in the office, baby.

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First B1G play of the game. Ransom pick dat bum bytch off & housed it
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Had to do the Lord's work & give da people what they want since it'd never happen in real life wit the Home & Home.


Next drive, Heisman Howard wit QB Sweep to go up 14-0
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Curry wit a sack & scum miss their FG. But we get our 1st punt of the game on the ensuing drive.

Next drive, da big gun get called in---3 straight catches for 4 wit the last one bringin' the score 21-0.
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Another stop by the D, the a bomb to Tate (over Berry's bum ass) on the next drive to go up 28-0
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They drive 75 yards to get on the board for the 1st time, then I throw a Pick 6 for it now to be 14-28 :unimpressed: .

Close out the half wit a long drive capped wit Henderson TD tho to go up 35-17.

Downs fumble recovery coming outta the half + Heisman Howard TD to Emeka wit God-like accuracy.

Dumb ass scum QB throws into Dbl coverage and Zel picks it off
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QB run TD again to go up 49-17 but they score again the next drive.

20 seconds left but I kick FG on a$$hole shyt cuz why not :yeshrug:

Needless to say, it's game day, & Gawdeyes by 28
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*It obv won't happen exactly like this but my God this was one of the worst teams I've played on this game all yr, no 🧢 so I'ma be hot if Day/Chip/Knowles don't go to work.
Now run it back on a dark and gloomy day… cold as fukk and Jeremiah Smith hollering bout ‘I miss Hialeah’ :mjcry:
 
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