I have a few apologies I need to make...
1. The Nintendo Switch is an absolute great product. It is just RIGHT. I used to shyt on it but as soon as I purchased it, I realized how wrong I was.
2. I need to apologize for shytting on Smash Brothers. I NEVER fukked with what I thought was purely a kiddie button smasher.
I bought it for my boys on Xmas. I've been playing it more than them. shyt is fun as hell. I want to get nice in it.
That being said... My dumb ass is on the hot seat in my house... Feeling under the weather, I decided to take a bath and play Smash bros.
My son comes into the bathroom, sees me and is like, "
ugh...are you sure that's safe? Can't you get electrocuted?"
I said, nah, I'm skilled at this anti-clumsy shyt. He leaves. I unlock a bunch of new challengers, playing and excited as fukk.... And all of a sudden I knock the shyt into the tub.
I had to gather my boys around and make a damn teachable moment about hubris and over confidence out of this.
I said sorry and now I might have to bring the White Xbox Elite Controller I bought myself.
fukk.
I have a legal client that owes me a couple hundred dollars... I've been real casual about getting my money.
I'm literally about to call this nikka right now and get my bread!
My wife has the Switch in a bowl of Rice right now, though.