Nikola Jokic needs to lose at least 25-50lbs. This is unacceptable.

[Professor Emeritus]

Nasty thing about bad takes is that they stay bad takes.

Jokic Leads his Denver Nuggets Past Houston Rockets, 105-95 - WagerBop


Somehow the team with no good players on the roster besides MPJ is now #2 in the West.

That shytty treadwater coach just dominated the Rockets, holding them below 100 for the first time this season.

The loser Jokic went for 27 and 12 while actually helping keep the Rockets out of the paint.

Michael Porter Jr. had a DNP - coach's decision in one of the team's best wins of the year. 14 games into the season, the best player on the Nuggets is averaging 3.9 - 2.3 - 0.4 on 44/28/62 shooting splits with lackadaisical defense and somehow still hasn't recorded a steal in his entire professional career.


MPJ might be a great player one day, but he's emphatically NOT the best player on the Nuggets right now and that question is over.

 

[Copy Ninja]

You gotta have the shyttiest eating habits or the WOAT metabolism to stay fat if you're a professional athlete

You're out there being active everyday yet you stay fat


This dude can ball though

But if he was in shape, he'd be quicker and if he lifted, be stronger.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

You gotta have the shyttiest eating habits or the WOAT metabolism to stay fat if you're a professional athlete

You're out there being active everyday yet you stay fat


This dude can ball though

But if he was in shape, he'd be quicker and if he lifted, be stronger.

Worse part is he's 24. If he's like this at 24 then what happens when he hits his 30s? I've always carried extra weight but could get myself back in shape within weeks if I had to train for something or got interested in a new girl. He's competing against the best athletes in the world and that's no enough motivation to cut off the extra shyt?

 

[Copy Ninja]

Worse part is he's 24. If he's like this at 24 then what happens when he hits his 30s? I've always carried extra weight but could get myself back in shape within weeks if I had to train for something or got interested in a new girl. He's competing against the best athletes in the world and that's no enough motivation to cut off the extra shyt?

Yeah that's not a good sign. It could really go downhill Oliver Miller style if he gets injured and becomes inactive.

 

[MoneyTron]

He needs to get on whatever they got Kevin Love on.

 

[Kami]

He was always fat

 

[VegetasHairline]

The Coli cares more about Jokic's weight than Jokic does.

 

[NoGutsNoGLory]

I think he play himself into shape on some Shaq shyt

If that lazy fukk had kobes mentality he would go down as the greatest of all time. He never really cared and thats his decision but Shaq and ronaldinho are the biggest what ifs of all time.

 

[feelosofer]

Some dudes just play better fat.

Besides, he's more of a classic NBA Center, just big who can score in the paint and clog it up defensively.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

@Squirrel The Casual Man

Do you wanna tell the board how the Nuggets have the 3rd-best record in the league despite Michael Porter Jr. aka The Best Player On The Nuggets only averaging 9 minutes and being in lineups where he has the second-worst net rating:

How could the Nuggets possibly be performing this well despite their best player barely contributing anything, at all?

 

[Sinnerman]

I'm scouring the euroleague for a fat european seven foot prospect with elite vision that my Lakers can take in the draft next year

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

@Squirrel The Casual Man

Wanna tell us how the Nuggets won another game without their best player MPJ, and are 1.5 games from having the best record in the league?

 

[Squirrel from Meteor Man]

Great game tonight

 

[Darealtwo1]

Great game tonight

unless he drops 40 pounds before april then IDK what to tell nikkas.

 

[Dave24]

Eatin good