Nggas fb bragging about wifey...........

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A girl's cooking isn't really that big of a deal for me.

I been doin' my thing in the kitchen since I was 15/16 so :manny: No one can make food for me the way I can.

However there is something weird about a girl who can't cook. There's actually something weird about anyone over the age of 18 who can't cook, male or female.

You can't be grown as hell eating out every day. I can guess anyone who doesn't cook, male or female, probably doesn't work out/maintain good health as well. And that, to me, is a bigger problem than having to cook my own food.

As long as she knows how to whip up some spaghetti, some soul food, and some quesadillas/tacos and she's willing to learn some other things, we straight. :obama:

Edit: I like cookin' with my girl too. That shyt be fun. If I had one I would do that. Be up in the kitchen like ":usure: You wanna put that much pepper in that", gettin' on her nerves and shyt. :smugfavre:
 

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i laugh at people talk down if a n!gga dont care his chick cook.... moms taught me to cook, i never waited on a chick to feed me...
mine can throw down but sometimes she like what you wanna eat, im makin 2 ham & turkey sandwiches.... go in the kitchen at night to snack she like im tired but ill cook :dry: take yo @$$ to sleep, let me drink my beer & microwave my ravioli..... this why when we go grocery shoppin she be tossin my sh!t in the bushes.... i be sick like make a quick can of soup, she go take a hour to make a big @$$ pot homemade :hmm: i appreciate the extra effort but if i just want hamburger helper on bread dont be bringin me a 3 course meal i aint gon eat....
 

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However there is something weird about a girl who can't cook. There's actually something weird about anyone over the age of 18 who can't cook, male or female.

Call me weird then. I know my ass can't cook. I'll almost burn ya house down in a minute. :heh:

If something needs to be fixed around the house or car, I can do that. :smugfavre:
 

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That in conjunction with the avatar means the spirit of Emeril Lagasse occupying your body and cooking wouldn't make up for this shyt. I wouldn't care if you were joking or not, shyt like that is unacceptable coming from a chick that is preaching to other "bytches" about what they need to do.

:what: nikka shut the fukk up. It was a joke. nikkas joke on here all the time. Soon as a female does it, she MUST be serious right? There's no way a female can ever just joke around right?:shaq2:

Let me get my ass back in the kitchen.
 

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:what: nikka shut the fukk up. It was a joke. nikkas joke on here all the time. Soon as a female does it, she MUST be serious right? There's no way a female can ever just joke around right?:shaq2:
Let me get my ass back in the kitchen.

get out the kitchen, im cookin tonight...:shaq:
 

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I need a chick in the garden that knows about hoeing :ahh: it up with some organic vegetables...

Where them gardens hoes at....... I mean where the organic gardening black educated nice looking women at .... :whoo:??

I know you are joking, but I would like to look into that when I have a wife + house as well.

Why should we spend our money buying genetically modified food in the store, when we can plant and grow the goodies in our own yard? I think that would be a fun bonding experience as well. :yes:

I know that sounds corny but I'm dead serious. :lolbron:
 

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I know you are joking, but I would like to look into that when I have a wife + house as well.

Why should we spend our money buying genetically modified food in the store, when we can plant and grow the goodies in our own yard? I think that would be a fun bonding experience as well. :yes:

I know that sounds corny but I'm dead serious. :lolbron:

I'm being :steviej: of course........but I'm being 49% serious too.

Where they at???
 

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I know you are joking, but I would like to look into that when I have a wife + house as well.

Why should we spend our money buying genetically modified food in the store, when we can plant and grow the goodies in our own yard? I think that would be a fun bonding experience as well. :yes:

I know that sounds corny but I'm dead serious. :lolbron:

my mom already does this in her backyard :D
 

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I know you are joking, but I would like to look into that when I have a wife + house as well.

Why should we spend our money buying genetically modified food in the store, when we can plant and grow the goodies in our own yard? I think that would be a fun bonding experience as well. :yes:

I know that sounds corny but I'm dead serious. :lolbron:

Real teezie weezie, not even an orchard o' chit...just a little bit.

My folks have a li'l corner of their backyard where they grow tomatoes and cucumbers and they be SICK wit' 'em every year. They can't even use 'em all...
 

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Where they at???
Idk, You make them yourself? :ld:

my mom already does this in her backyard :D

:ooh:

Real teezie weezie, not even an orchard o' chit...just a little bit.

My folks have a li'l corner of their backyard where they grow tomatoes and cucumbers and they be SICK wit' 'em every year. They can't even use 'em all...

I would start a big garden and then just sell the leftovers at a Sunday/Saturday morning farmer's market with the misses. Not for super super profit, just for fun and some pocket change.
 
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