Nggas fb bragging about wifey...........

[Tommy Knocks]

What good are jokes when you hungry my nikka? You need to upgrade that situation.

I'd take a 7 that can cook over a 9 that can't.

I'm not a big fan of asian food anyways so I let it slide, its not like she's going to whip me up some jambalaya or steak tacos. she's pretty freaking good looking so I knew what I was getting into hooking up with a high maintenance chick. you know how hard it is to find a girl that understands western humor?

I crack jokes on here all day, yall get it, but then you crack the same jokes and she might look at you like "but why they call them crackers?"

this chick she like "they are kinda stale huh? dont tell them that they might get salty, call them saltins "

It's a trade off

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Man a woman that can cook WELL will have her man coming home with the kool-aid smile every night... talking about man I can't WAIT to get home. A woman that simply says, "I got that" on the cooking without prompting will find that her man really won't trip about taking her out to a real nice dinner, bringing home gifts now and then, and all of that unless she is dealing with one of those unappreciative wanna-be playa type dudes... in which case she needs to take her talent elsewhere. The concept is real simple... a woman that takes care of me in her feminine way will be well taken care of in return.

real talk, every time you see those specials on 'single women' it's always those 'career women' who were brainwashed by neo-feminism, thinking men are looking for women with degrees and when asked about cooking and cleaning, the first words out of their mouth is, "Welll what is he going to do for me? How much is he making?". You never seen a special on "women that cook and clean for their man, why are they single?" Negroes will be rushing over there like speedy gonzalez.

church

 

[SouthernBelle]

beauty,brains and companionship is all
raised to its zenith of appreciation when it's delivered
with deep fried wings that done been seasoned with love.
you think that nikka is eating that p*ssy right now??
hook that nikka up some mac and cheese,chicken and
a ice cold one......a real nikka would suck a fart out yo ass
and blow smoke rings.

LMAO. Companionship is outside of the realm of what that poster said men wanted (which has not been my experience). He said that all a man wants is food, a clean house, and a closed mouth. I seem to attract me who actually want AND need a partner; someone who can actually make their life better in all realms. Cooking and cleaning may be one aspect of improving his life, but a good woman can offer you that and more.

I can also balance a mean budget, I am very good at strategic planning, resume writing and all things related to jobs skills (which has come in handy for 3 out of the 4 men that I've dated in my adult life). Whether it was editing essays for grad school, creating a monthly budget that would allow him to finally save money, or surprising him with mac and chesse, candied yams, collard green and fried chicken on a random Tuesday, he was taking care of.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Troof right here. Men dont really ask for much. As long as you cook, and let him smash before bed time, he'll be pudding in your arms. I don't know too many women that cook that have an a$$hole of a bf, that nikka know he found himself a gold mine that another nikka will gladly yoink from him.

A woman that cooks for her man is usually happy, cause she getting piped down and probably got that nikka buying her flowers and gifts. I know a woman that cooks for me gets extra gifts. my boys might be like til I tell them she cook every night, then they like

You just described me and my girl breh. I remember the first weekend I left her at my crib by herself. I went to work, came home and she had dinner cooked, my place cleaned, and my glass chilled with my bottle of scotch sitting right next to it. The next day I went down to the court house and got my name changed to Clark Kent

 

[Tommy Knocks]

You just described me and my girl breh. I remember the first weekend I left her at my crib by herself. I went to work, came home and she had dinner cooked, my place cleaned, and my glass chilled with my bottle of scotch sitting right next to it. The next day I went down to the court house and got my name changed to Clark Kent

sounds like a good woman man.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

sounds like a good woman man.

Breh, I got me a winner. We never argue, never fight, and she mad cool 24x7. Plus she got the sweetest personality ever

Few weeks ago she had appendicitis and was still trying to cook and clean. I had to tell her to sit her ass down and chill. Never thought I'd say it, but damn if I don't marry this hoe

 

[Atlrocafella]

Man a woman that can cook WELL will have her man coming home with the kool-aid smile every night... talking about man I can't WAIT to get home. A woman that simply says, "I got that" on the cooking without prompting will find that her man really won't trip about taking her out to a real nice dinner, bringing home gifts now and then, and all of that unless she is dealing with one of those unappreciative wanna-be playa type dudes... in which case she needs to take her talent elsewhere. The concept is real simple... a woman that takes care of me in her feminine way will be well taken care of in return.

real talk, every time you see those specials on 'single women' it's always those 'career women' who were brainwashed by neo-feminism, thinking men are looking for women with degrees and when asked about cooking and cleaning, the first words out of their mouth is, "Welll what is he going to do for me? How much is he making?". You never seen a special on "women that cook and clean for their man, why are they single?" Negroes will be rushing over there like speedy gonzalez.

if this isn't the truth.

 

[Taadow]

fukk is this simple shyt y'all talking about?

Y'all nikkas don't mind eating hamburger helper, ramen, and banquet frozen dinners EVERYDAY?

Nobody said "everyday" or "banquet frozen dinners". lol

Real talk, I know how to cook for myself because my folks were BEASTS in the kitchen - both of them. Dad was better than Ma. He used to tell me "When I met yo' ma she ain't even know how to cook rice..."

Still, I learned how to hook it up aight, but broads out here cookin' now is becoming urban legend status. It would be cool to have a brizzoad to at least attempt to hook up a sammich for da boy...it's got me lookin' twice at these older broads. lol

 

[Kobes Two Jerseys]

my girl be on the same shyt, and she went to culinary art school.

i literally said the exact same shyt you said minus the bytch a few weeks ago. fridge fulla groceries and these women wanna eat out every damn day

Those are not women, those are just girls. A woman knows and understands the value of a properly home cooked meal. Girls don't.

 

[954UAlreadyknow]

Y'all boys losing out here wifing these girls that can't cook


That's a miserable life imo

 

[Cat piss martini]

LMAO. Companionship is outside of the realm of what that poster said men wanted (which has not been my experience). He said that all a man wants is food, a clean house, and a closed mouth. I seem to attract me who actually want AND need a partner; someone who can actually make their life better in all realms. Cooking and cleaning may be one aspect of improving his life, but a good woman can offer you that and more.

I can also balance a mean budget, I am very good at strategic planning, resume writing and all things related to jobs skills (which has come in handy for 3 out of the 4 men that I've dated in my adult life). Whether it was editing essays for grad school, creating a monthly budget that would allow him to finally save money, or surprising him with mac and chesse, candied yams, collard green and fried chicken on a random Tuesday, he was taking care of.

if a nikka aint gotta ask for head,youre on birthcontrol
and will let a nikka leave it in...youre gonna make some
nikka a not so bitter ex husband

 

[Sierra Mist]

I cook better than 60% of those hoes. smh

 

[Cat piss martini]

I suck a dikk better than 60% of those hoes. smh

scust

 

[Sierra Mist]

Smelly porch monkeys following me around all day. Must suck to have no life except for harassing strangers all your life.

 

[kevm3]

A man gets off work and comes home to a woman with that fire dinner prepared, he might come home with that stone face
but in his mind, he's really like

oh and if she doesn't ever nag:

We holding an apprecation for women that know how to hold their man down