NFL Week 5: What Have We Learned?!

[tremonthustler1]

Bills and Bengals will only go as far as their inept coaching will allow.

Jayden Daniels is just different.

Niners without CMC just aren't the same.

Niners knew CMC wasn't gonna play this year and kept that shyt on the hush. They've been so dishonest about that.

 

[Da_Eggman]

Does it matter? We all saw Eli Manning's career and he's up for HOF next year, because he has two rings, and nearly every QB with multiple rings is HOF. But Peyton is only in the HOF off the regular season

Eli set every Giants record ever and was insanely durable and reliable

 

[kdslittlebro]

Niners knew CMC wasn't gonna play this year and kept that shyt on the hush. They've been so dishonest about that.

They have him projected to be back for the KC game, barring any setbacks, which makes sense with nikkas magically being healthy for that matchup the past few yrs.

Double Achilles issues tho just asking for him to be cooked

 

[Da_Eggman]

Brady has the most annoying voice in football commentary history

 

[kdslittlebro]

Eli set every Giants record ever and was insanely durable and reliable

The fact he got benched to fukk up his starting streak, then brought back the next wk was one of the most disrespectful decisions I’ve seen from a coach and then he got fired anyway

 

[Street Knowledge]

Colts:

Chris Ballard needs to go after this year. He's been running this half-assed rebuild since Luck retired. Losing to a 0-4 Jags team with a 39-year-old QB is dumb unless you're tanking, but Ballard will swear we're a serious team.

Gus Bradley needs to get fired tomorrow.

Ballard is trash and Bradley was washed years ago. His claim to fame is calling plays for LOB, WOW so impressive lol

 

[FlyBoy718]

1.)Tom Brady having a HOF career in his 40’s set unrealstic expectations for older QBs. There’s a reason 99% are done by late 30’s. Rodgers is still better than 99% if the 40 and up QBs history and half the current the league but that’s not gonna be good enough for this Jets team who can be essentially done after next week.

2.)I predict the Browns are gonna make up an injury to justify Deshaun sitting. He can’t even get 200 yards in garbage time

3.)Shane Stechen is an excellent play caller. What he’s done with backups the last 2 years is impressive

4.)For all the talk about how hard it is to score now, defenses were terrible this week.

5.)Sean McDermott is looking like the HC that leads you out of shyt but not the promise land. He can call an excellent defense but his teams situationally in these big games look lost unless Allen does crazy shyt.

As someone who's rooted for the Bills since the K-Gun era (after my Giants ofc), this shyt is bigger than McDermott. I really believe that franchise is cursed. I say that in now way attempting to defend their current head football coach either.

We not doing this because you're a fan and some of y'all wanna pretend to be obtuse about what Peyton was in real time. Peyton flubbed his way to his first super bowl victory when he was 30. His second one he was past his prime playing with monsters. Don't pretend like Lamar at the same age ain't more accomplished.

At the same age, 27, Lamar has TWO NFL MVPs vs ONE for Peyton and more wins as a QB. If you think it's disrespectful to Peyton at all then you ain't remembering Peyton correctly. Lamar has three more years to reach a super bowl before it becomes anywhere near that.

nikkas really putting L Jack on the same level as Peyton, who is Top 5 QB of all time The stanning knows no bounds on this board. He ain't even the MVP on his own team THIS season. Let's not forget he clearly tried to hand the game to the Bengals yet was saved by terrible FG execution by the Bengals. Freezing up in a tight spot once again. But we'll revisit that once the postseason begins.

 

[Cheese McNair]

Burrow need to request a trade

I think I said this Week 2 but I wouldn’t be surprised if the Bengals owner was paying the coach to lose games like the Dolphins tried to do. The play calling in OT was retarded.

If you know anything about Mike Brown, is that he does not care about winning. Bengals were successful despite the shytty Coach Taylor and Owner Brown. They took the obvious choices in the draft and it worked.

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

Ravens should try to get Davante

 

[Piff Perkins]

What I didn't learn is whether San Fran is bad or not. Very weird game, defense was leaky and the offense never looked right. Especially in the second half.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

The Zebras really hate the Seahawks for some reason. Apparently, it's now legal to contact the Long Snapper seconds before the play has snapped.

3-1 was fun while it lasted

 

[GilSho]

The Browns LAWST

 

[Piff Perkins]

I think I said this Week 2 but I wouldn’t be surprised if the Bengals owner was paying the coach to lose games like the Dolphins tried to do. The play calling in OT was retarded.

If you know anything about Mike Brown, is that he does not care about winning. Bengals were successful despite the shytty Coach Taylor and Owner Brown. They took the obvious choices in the draft and it worked.

Dunno about trying to lose. Roster looked really good going into the season but it seems like the vibes are way off. Brown doesn't want to pay anybody and it led to the slow start with Chase missing a game, Hendrickson being unhappy etc. My question is whether this works out in Brown's favor by giving him a reason to just have a fire sale. I'm gonna assume they don't trade Chase but Hendrickson can be traded, I assume. They clearly aren't gonna pay him.

 

[AceMan]

-Jayden Daniels is the truth

-A-A-Ron is done

-Deshaun Watson is CLEARLY done with football

-If I'm the Vikings, I go ahead and give Flores a pay raise ASAP

-Panthers Super Bowl was against the Raiders and getting Bryce Young benched. They're a bad team and will get a top 3 pick.

 

[Trav]

Might as well rename this the hot take thread