Nerd Thought Experiment: How garbage would Batman be if his parents were poor?

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Bruce Wayne with poor parents being relegated to only being able to take down nickel & dime neighborhood drug dealers, backpage pimps and breaking up worldstar streetfights:francis:

poor Bruce Wayne dating bytches off "plenty of fish" instead of international super models:mjlol:


poor Bruce Wayne having a "neck bread" weirdo he meet on a internet message board helping him instead of a Alford his bulter or Lucius Fox :scust:

poor Bruce Wayne eventually getting caught and thrown insane asylum:pachaha: motherfukker ending up in Arkham himself :skip:
Id be interested in reading this now
 

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he'd be out here in a hoodie and some goggles like my boy Parker:skip:
 

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Wack as fukc

It's the unlimited resources that make him a "super".

There's plenty of well trained figters on Earth. A .25 can defeat every single one
 

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So all of you are just going to ignore my night wing comment. A bunch of non comic book readers.

I was going to say daredevil with sight....... but that's basically just nightwing with catholic guilt. So yeah he would be a much more serious, smarter and violent version of nightwibg
 

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If Batman's parents were poor he'd basically be Jim Jones of Dipset.
Jim gave us 15-20 years of dirty hood nikka adventures.

Jimmy even had everyone wearing expensive ass gaudy belts!

Max B might be his Robin/Nightwing lmao.
 

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He'd be the Punisher.

He wouldn't have this worldwide rich person network to find all the high level martial artists and shyt to train under. He wouldn't have the rich person money to get to those places.

He'd get picked up by military or some secret government agency fresh out of high school because of his scores.

Would wind up going rogue after being surrounded by military/government crooks and only wanting to kill folks he knew were bad.

Prolly would still wind up clashing with Deathstroke and getting his ass beat because of this.

Prolly would come back to Gotham and be Moon Knight. :mjlol:
 
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