Nerd Thought Experiment: How garbage would Batman be if his parents were poor?

[Take It In Blood]

Batman is awesome n all but a large part of that is because of who he was born to. He didn't work hard for the money to buy all those gadgets that give him the upper hand. I'm thinking this is who he would be

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Money and gadgets aren't what makes him dangerous. It's his mind. Gotham made him just as crazy as his rogues gallery. That's why he got other heroes and villains shook.

 

[kuts]

He'd be dead or in jail LOL

 

[AnonymityX1000]

He would be Rorschach from Watchmen

 

[GR13]

Bruce Wayne with poor parents being relegated to only being able to take down nickel & dime neighborhood drug dealers, backpage pimps and breaking up worldstar streetfights

poor Bruce Wayne dating bytches off "plenty of fish" instead of international super models


poor Bruce Wayne having a "neck bread" weirdo he meet on a internet message board helping him instead of a Alford his bulter or Lucius Fox

poor Bruce Wayne eventually getting caught and thrown insane asylum motherfukker ending up in Arkham himself

 

[Take It In Blood]

poor Bruce Wayne eventually getting caught and thrown insane asylum motherfukker ending up in Arkham himself

 

[Child_Of_God]

Bruce is very smart so he’ll find some way to climb his way up the economic ladder somehow .

 

[Wiles]

We assuming he would still be a ninja?

 

[Devilinurear]

He would be a more serious version of nightwing.

 

[wizworld]

Bruce Wayne with poor parents being relegated to only being able to take down nickel & dime neighborhood drug dealers, backpage pimps and breaking up worldstar streetfights

poor Bruce Wayne dating bytches off "plenty of fish" instead of international super models


poor Bruce Wayne having a "neck bread" weirdo he meet on a internet message board helping him instead of a Alford his bulter or Lucius Fox

poor Bruce Wayne eventually getting caught and thrown insane asylum motherfukker ending up in Arkham himself

LMFAO at Batman breaking up a Worldstar streetfight

 

[Take It In Blood]

LMFAO at Batman breaking up a Worldstar streetfight

And getting his ass whooped in the process while someone records while screaming WORLDSTARRRRRR



Also the moment where the mask comes off his unconscious face and nobody recognizes him

 

[Corny Batman]

I would have to resort to doing a different kind of robbin'.

 

[Take It In Blood]

Also, a broke Iron Man would basically be Blank Man




But somehow Steele was able to become a legitimate Super hero on a construction workers salary


Black Experience

 

[intra vires]

I would have to resort to doing a different kind of robbin'.

 

[Brehcepticon]