Need a writer (70-100k coli cash reward)
- Thread starter yo moms
- Start date
only coli cash?!
i want both
Depends how convincing the bio is so people will actually donate. I will break off some bread for you if it's good.
aRoMaN21
over 14 years in the shade...
Depends how convincing the bio is so people will actually donate. I will break off some bread for you if it's good.
can we say the surgery will cost $1200 and can i get half?
youre probably gonna take my money and words and run on your other alias.
can we say the surgery will cost $1200 and can i get half?
youre probably gonna take my money and words and run on your other alias.
He'll no you ain't getting half. It was my idea. And I have to take pictures of my cat. You can get 25% if we get the whole 1200
aRoMaN21
over 14 years in the shade...
your idea but its MY WORDS.
thats half. i can give you a pic of my cat if you want. hes an outside cat and probably skinnier than yours.
your idea but its MY WORDS.
thats half. i can give you a pic of my cat if you want. hes an outside cat and probably skinnier than yours.
Ok. If you do that you can have 50%. 600 is still a large amount. Lets do this.
aRoMaN21
over 14 years in the shade...
u realize this might not work
and we might get $200 each and you might get arrested.
Nah I won't get arrested. But heh at least we can try. I'm heading out now. So we should sort details out later by inbox. Ill take the blame anyway as I will be the one setting it up.
$70,000 Coli cash is like worth 5 cents.
You are going to have to pay me a milly, and I'll write you a story about a cat who goes to jail for jay-walking, gets gang raped by a bunch of MS-13 gangsters during recreation time at the basketball court, the cat gets sent to an animal hospital where he breaks out, the deputy watching the cat goes on a 4 hour chasing ordeal that sends them across state lines and into the ATL. The cat, while trying to evade capture, ends up running onto a football field where the Atlanta Falcons are playing a game. During that game, a drunk patron falls over a walkway. But the cat catches him, and thus saves his life. The deputy catches up to them, sees what happens, realizes that the cat saved that man's life, then slowly keeps on walking by pretending he didn't see the cat. The cat moves to Brazil to start a new life... as El Gato.
You are going to have to pay me a milly, and I'll write you a story about a cat who goes to jail for jay-walking, gets gang raped by a bunch of MS-13 gangsters during recreation time at the basketball court, the cat gets sent to an animal hospital where he breaks out, the deputy watching the cat goes on a 4 hour chasing ordeal that sends them across state lines and into the ATL. The cat, while trying to evade capture, ends up running onto a football field where the Atlanta Falcons are playing a game. During that game, a drunk patron falls over a walkway. But the cat catches him, and thus saves his life. The deputy catches up to them, sees what happens, realizes that the cat saved that man's life, then slowly keeps on walking by pretending he didn't see the cat. The cat moves to Brazil to start a new life... as El Gato.
aRoMaN21
over 14 years in the shade...
ill start penning a sob story worth $600.
wait, $1200.
all you have to do is insert your cat's name.
aRoMaN21
over 14 years in the shade...
should we picture this story in toon vision?
u aint getting shyt but a like on that on the internet. fukk u getting a dollar.
Oh, okay. You can diss my story... but after scene 2... the county jail prison rape scene... you couldn't turn away. You'll laugh, you'll cry, it will take you on an emotional roller-coaster.should we picture this story in toon vision?
u aint getting shyt but a like on that on the internet. fukk u getting a dollar.
Just kidding. It's all a joke homes.
aRoMaN21
over 14 years in the shade...
It was a dark and stormy night. This wee-little cat was walking on Roosevelt Boulevard, Yeah, that's right. The mean streets of Philly. No one teaches you the school of hard knocks there. You live it. Brother... you just live it.
The rain started coming down. Traffic was bustling up and down on a Friday night. The cat, Fuzzies, was minding his own business. Just bee-bopping down to the Burger King where the garbage dump was a feeding frenzy delight.
"Who is Fuzzies?", you ask. Fuzzies was your ordinary house cat. He was an abandoned house cat. Ain't nothing sadder than an abandoned house cat, but a hungry abandoned house cat.
The rain started coming down. Traffic was bustling up and down on a Friday night. The cat, Fuzzies, was minding his own business. Just bee-bopping down to the Burger King where the garbage dump was a feeding frenzy delight.
"Who is Fuzzies?", you ask. Fuzzies was your ordinary house cat. He was an abandoned house cat. Ain't nothing sadder than an abandoned house cat, but a hungry abandoned house cat.
WhatsGoodTy
Ya feel me
You can't come up with 5 sentences? 
