Nasa is tracking a newly discovered asteroid that has a 'small' chance of hitting Earth on Valentine's Day 2046

[Chief]

remember apophis

 

[jdubnyce]

These calculations are nonsense. NASA just has to look like its doing something in order to keep the ponzi scheme going

Y'all fall for the banana in the tailpipe every time

How did Galileo discover Jupiter's moons 300 years before NASA even existed?

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He's the Original Madoff

 

[Justise M]

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Shout out to big bro Jupe. Jupiter pulls in so many comets and asteroids with its gravitational force we owe our existence to it

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

He's the Original Madoff

Don't mix me with those two retarded trolls.

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[TL15]

To some dusty hoes this gonna be the only rock they get on Valentines Day

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

 

[BmoreGorilla]

A non-issue for coliBrehs. Most of thecoli will be too senile to care by then. Isn't our average age on here 40?

That’s when most coli brehs finally hit their prime from years of drinking 2 gallons of water a day, working out, and staying on their purpose. Finally can get that slim thick 25 year old with low body count that can give head like a Teanna Trump

 

[Daio]

Shout out to big bro Jupe. Jupiter pulls in so many comets and asteroids with its gravitational force we owe our existence to it

Big Zeus step in when Uranus and Neptune was sending them hitters at Earth

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

This thing isn't even a city killer

Millions of humans will die from car accidents between here and 20 years

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Finally....Siri play the song for when I arrive to Eucalyptus Nova

Diddy with a classic

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[F*ckthemkids]

not the asteroid ppl been begging for

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

The van Allen belt is where it is for a reason

 

[Fanservice]

A non-issue for coliBrehs. Most of thecoli will be too senile to care by then. Isn't our average age on here 40?

I thought this site was mostly millennials, not Gen-X. Might as well change the name to thelarry.com