My wife's little cousins are staying with us this weekend and

[Trav]

So this shyt got a little wild up in here.

Wifey wakes up and I tell her what's going on, after we discuss our options we decided to "discover" the empty wallet in front of the kids. They both acted like they didn't have a clue what happened. I go for breakfast and she's there "sweetly pressuring" them for answers. Still no luck. We decide to tell their mom what's going on and she asks us to put her on speaker phone and take the phone to the kids. We do and she tells them that " he might've lost the money but I'm going to search you when I pick you up and if you have that money" and she just goes silent. Me, wifey, and the kids were just like.

We take her off speaker and go back to our room and she tells us if they have it they'll be trying to put it in a drawer or under the microwave or something if we just stay out of eyesight for a little bit. We hang up and sure enough we hear the girl calling the boy stupid several times and then we hear tussling. So we go back in there and the money is on the ground and the sister is choking the brother. I break that shyt up and grab my bread. They're both blaming each other over and over, so I tell them to shut it down and we'll talk it over once their mom picks them up. We text mom about what happened and she text back "I'm on it". A few hours later she's get here and OFF DA BACK she's whoopin ass. Slaps to head and punches to the body for both of them. The girl scrambles into the kitchen and starts pleading her case and she's putting everything on her brother and then he pops up from the ground and yells "it was your idea, you stole first" she yells "I only took $40. $20 for both of us you went back when I was asleep and took the rest STUPID STUPID STUPID" They both got quiet after that and all the adults realized that was the truth and then their mom hits updownupdownleftrightleftright and pulls off a double GET OVER HERE and chucks them both on the ground in front of her and does a last pummeling of belt strikes. She's tells them to get up get their shyt and get in the car. She starts apologizing for them but at this point I felt like Ace in Paid In Full after Camron stripped buddy and shot him in the ass. "Goddamn my nikka" was the only thing happening in the back of my head. She leaves and we immediately start talking about what's going to be appropriate and inappropriate punishments for our baby.

We also decided if she asks us to keep them again it's gonna be a no.

Niccas was really in here tryna let this shyt slide too

Hell naw

 

[Gritsngravy]

I’m a little surprised the kids cracked so easily, they could’ve played it off better or even hid the money to take at a later point

 

[MadScientist]

OP getting punked by kids in his own house

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

 

[Blown Moon]

I’m gonna ask one question that nobody has seemed to pose to you YET… why do you even leave your wallet out in a common place in the house in the first place… especially when you have outsiders staying over ??

I don’t like leaving my money just out in the open.. PERIOD

Even if I’m just in a relationship or living with a woman … I just don’t feel comfortable doing that

Idk that’s just me

Keys, wallet and pocket knife all get left in the same spot everyday so nothing gets lost. And it's my house, if I can't feel comfortable leaving money laying around in the place that I lay around butt ass naked, where can I?

I’m a little surprised the kids cracked so easily, they could’ve played it off better or even hid the money to take at a later ppoint

Easily?

Maybe I wasn't graphic enough with my retelling of what happened but their mother beat the absolute shyt out of them. I'm sure the reason they got into it beforehand is because they knew what kind of beating was coming.

I know I put a comedic flare on things but going forward I'll be looking at these kids for bruises and other signs of trauma when I'm around them. I'm hoping she went OD on them to show us that she took this seriously and her normal beatings aren't this bad. I meant it when I said this shyt was WILD, breh.

 

[Conan]

So this shyt got a little wild up in here.

Wifey wakes up and I tell her what's going on, after we discuss our options we decided to "discover" the empty wallet in front of the kids. They both acted like they didn't have a clue what happened. I go for breakfast and she's there "sweetly pressuring" them for answers. Still no luck. We decide to tell their mom what's going on and she asks us to put her on speaker phone and take the phone to the kids. We do and she tells them that " he might've lost the money but I'm going to search you when I pick you up and if you have that money" and she just goes silent. Me, wifey, and the kids were just like.

We take her off speaker and go back to our room and she tells us if they have it they'll be trying to put it in a drawer or under the microwave or something if we just stay out of eyesight for a little bit. We hang up and sure enough we hear the girl calling the boy stupid several times and then we hear tussling. So we go back in there and the money is on the ground and the sister is choking the brother. I break that shyt up and grab my bread. They're both blaming each other over and over, so I tell them to shut it down and we'll talk it over once their mom picks them up. We text mom about what happened and she text back "I'm on it". A few hours later she's get here and OFF DA BACK she's whoopin ass. Slaps to head and punches to the body for both of them. The girl scrambles into the kitchen and starts pleading her case and she's putting everything on her brother and then he pops up from the ground and yells "it was your idea, you stole first" she yells "I only took $40. $20 for both of us you went back when I was asleep and took the rest STUPID STUPID STUPID" They both got quiet after that and all the adults realized that was the truth and then their mom hits updownupdownleftrightleftright and pulls off a double GET OVER HERE and chucks them both on the ground in front of her and does a last pummeling of belt strikes. She's tells them to get up get their shyt and get in the car. She starts apologizing for them but at this point I felt like Ace in Paid In Full after Camron stripped buddy and shot him in the ass. "Goddamn my nikka" was the only thing happening in the back of my head. She leaves and we immediately start talking about what's going to be appropriate and inappropriate punishments for our baby.

We also decided if she asks us to keep them again it's gonna be a no.

Needed the morning laugh. Dap + rep

 

[Gritsngravy]

Keys, wallet and pocket knife all get left in the same spot everyday so nothing gets lost. And it's my house, if I can't feel comfortable leaving money laying around in the place that I lay around butt ass naked, where can I?


Easily?

Maybe I wasn't graphic enough with my retelling of what happened but their mother beat the absolute shyt out of them. I'm sure the reason they got into it beforehand is because they knew what kind of beating was coming.

I know I put a comedic flare on things but going forward I'll be looking at these kids for bruises and other signs of trauma when I'm around them. I'm hoping she went OD on them to show us that she took this seriously and her normal beatings aren't this bad. I meant it when I said this shyt was WILD, breh.

I mean if they get beat like that then this isn’t the first time they done tried some shyt, and I would’ve thought if they bold enough to steal like that they would actually been more thorough with they stealing

I’m thinking either they play it off better and you find your money somewhere believable and give them an out or they would’ve hid the money in a good spot to play dumb about it when they momma search em

They sound like amateur bad kids,
Half way crooks if you will

But Maybe it’s a good thing they broke so easily

 

[Trav]

I’m a little surprised the kids cracked so easily, they could’ve played it off better or even hid the money to take at a later point

They're kids not criminal masterminds lol

Short of being lil sociopaths in training, it don't take much to get most kids to fold. That's why I said the misses and me would've been playin' mind games til we got to the bottom of it. Grown ass adults get convinced to eat the cheese everyday, b. What sum kids gonna do fr?

 

[Blown Moon]

I mean if they get beat like that then this isn’t the first time they done tried some shyt, and I would’ve thought if they bold enough to steal like that they would actually been more thorough with they stealing

I’m thinking either they play it off better and you find your money somewhere believable and give them an out or they would’ve hid the money in a good spot to play dumb about it when they momma search em

They sound like amateur bad kids,
Half way crooks if you will

But Maybe it’s a good thing they broke so easily

Yeah, they were sloppy. Their initial plan would've worked because I just would've thought I used cash again somewhere and forgot about it. But the boy got greedy and I think when it was brought up the girl just said fukk it and tried to see if they could get away with it and flipped once their mom told them she would search them. And they couldn't hide it somewhere else and come back because our house isn't a regular occurrence for them. They've been over with their mom before but this was the first (and only) time they stayed with us.

 

[Strapped]

Get some cameras

 

[Yinny]

Aww that’s unfortunate that they viewed you as a target instead of family. I hate when little kids do stuff like that there’s literally no reason, but guess that asswhooping learned them. But yeah don’t let them come back they didn’t even apologize

 

[Tflasha]

I just blew up on my girl's for stealing my shoes...
























They were up under my bed the whole time

 

[Ray D’Angelo Harris]

 

[Fill Collins]

@Fill Collins
@Dont@Me
@Blown Moon


We gotta watch the babies around ur kind too I see you love nastiness

I ain't mention naan one of your congealed nuts bytch, how's bout I give you a fully Black child for once?