My wife has her friends over the house tonight...

[Non Sequitur]

@Buckeye Fever

Don't think I haven't thought about it.They barely drink though.


I'm gonna have like 20 half-drunk Bud Lights strewn about my house smh

 

[Non Sequitur]

@SwiggyCabrera24

There's two of them left, and let me tell you something: I'd eat both of their boxes

 

[Buckeye Fever]

@Buckeye Fever

Don't think I haven't thought about it.They barely drink though.


I'm gonna have like 20 half-drunk Bud Lights strewn about my house smh

Some females wont even allow their homegirls around their man. Hey, at least you can fantasize when u sexin wifey. Just close your eyes and Iimagine you fukkin her friends

 

[Swiggy]

@SwiggyCabrera24

There's two of them left, and let me tell you something: I'd eat both of their boxes

Tell wifey you wanna take a pic of them, block out wifey's face, post that shyt here and let us eat

 

[Nintendough]

Yakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyakyak....

GO HOME!!!

Turn porn on really loud to make everybody uncomfortable.

 

[Non Sequitur]

Tell wifey you wanna take a pic of them, block out wifey's face, post that shyt here and let us eat

Nah, I'd feel like a creeper.

 

[ChrisDorner]

Tell wifey you wanna take a pic of them, block out wifey's face, post that shyt here and let us eat

You a bytch if you don't do this

 

[Non Sequitur]

Turn porn on really loud to make everybody uncomfortable.

I turned off Pandora (Kelly Rowland station ) and put on The Big Lebowski...it seems to be working

 

[Higher Tech]

Go put your finger inside one of em, and say... "I still run this shyt."


and keep your finger there while they have a very uncomfortable conversation.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

SON, JUST WALK DOWNSTAIRS BUTT ASS NAKED MARINATED IN BABY OIL AND JUST START BEATING YOUR JOHNSON RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM. EITHER THEY WILL RUN OUT OR THEY'LL STAY. EITHER WAY YOU WIN.

 

[Non Sequitur]

You a bytch if you don't do this

 

[Non Sequitur]

One of them has one of those dumb chest tattoos and I just wanna lick it

 

[kickz]

worst sound in the world..... a bunch of broads yapping at the same damn time

Especially young broads, talkin some of the stupidest shyt that makes your mind melt

Now my mom and grandmama is a convo worth listenin to

 

[DirtyDee]

Go beat your dikk in the bathroom......
.....with the door open

 

[Nintendough]

I turned off Pandora (Kelly Rowland station ) and put on The Big Lebowski...it seems to be working

You could've turned Pandora to the System of a Down station to really run them off quickly.