My wife has her friends over the house tonight...

[Rigamortus]

Walk out there with a bulge breh. Show em what u got

Dear Penthouse...

 

[concise]

do a re-enactment

 

[Non Sequitur]

@Lakers Offseason that's all day everyday... I rock skinnies


The "When I was pregnant..." stories have begun. They might not ever leave

 

[Swiggy]

Throw this on and go HAM with your face like the whole time

 

[1thouwow]

Pour up and get in troll mode

 

[kickz]

Break one of these out

 

[Non Sequitur]

@fallbacksonn

Well, I'm already a little tipsy, but I don't want these c-words ganging up on me.

 

[El Bombi]

Just tell them bytches to get the fukk out of your house.

If your lady get mad, then just check her ass.

 

[Non Sequitur]

One of her friends had a Freudian slip and said I had a nice ass

 

[Buckeye Fever]

You should hope all of em get drunk so they have to spend the night and depending on how deep your wife sleeps, you can take one of her friends downstairs or to the backyard and wear that p*ssy out

 

[kickz]

 

[Swiggy]

How many are there, and many of them are fine?

 

[Rigamortus]

One of her friends had a Freudian slip and said I had a nice ass

Thats your cue breh.

 

[martin payne]

worst sound in the world..... a bunch of broads yapping at the same damn time

 

[ChrisDorner]

Keep calm when I tell you this

But when a girl brings all of her girls to your house, it's because you're sharing her

Don't stand up and choke her, hear me out.

Her & her friends are acting like they're hanging out but they're secretly discussing how they're gonna sneak your girl out the house so she can fukk the Mexican nikka up the street

Good luck