My white manager just bought me a present

[Kobes Two Jerseys]

 

[Dont@Me]

At my job there's supervisors(me), then above us there are the managers, and after them it's Corporate. Managers and Supervisors work virtually side by side(at different desks though).

Well, I get to my desk this morning and see my white manager is walking away from it. She then abruptly stops as if she just remembered something, turns, and says through a grin "i got those for you"- gesturing at what simply looked like pieces of paper sticking out of a folder to me at the time.

I immediately get this face , as her and I do not share that type of 'relationship' where we buy each other gifts and such, but I shrugged it off.

I say my things down and got settled, reached down and flipped open the folder, and lo and behold look wtf I see

Spoiler

cut your fukkin nails nikka, you look like a savage

 

[Arris]

too much comedy in here

 

[Draje]

He got those Mr Burns nails

 

[HeavyTheDon]

It's a lil bit of dookie underneath that nail, you might wanna wash your hands extra thoroughly. You've contaminated those coupons.
If you hand them, it'll cause a dookie crisis at Hardee's...shyt all up in the fries...

How did I miss this post? Too funny!

 

[Bless't]

@Big Daddy knows what he's doing.

Well played good sir... well played.

 

[Xerces]

She gave you some coupons for some delicious fried chicken. Stop being insecure about a ridiculous stereotype. Fried chicken is awesome


I'm ordering chik-fil- lay right now

 

[Xerces]

Wait a minute, breh.

Is that the finger in the shuttle launch system?

Awww man, I didn't even notice that

 

[Stir Fry]

All jokes aside, that has to be the GOAT fingernail for lottery scratchers though

 

[STL_aTm]

can yo imagine what them feets look like

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

That thread backfire

 

[KushSkywalker]

 

[bdubsblo]

Chicken look good as fukk...

 

[bdubsblo]

Work for white people in Jim Crow 2.0 America brehs...

 

[mamba]

can yo imagine what them feets look like