my side chick spent the night and my babymama is making a big deal

[Scientific Playa]

what did i just listen to?

that joint is bumpin b.

 

[Why-Fi]

let an angry woman cook eggs for you brehs

 

[Jhoon]

Corny ass thread.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Have 2 wifeys who dont know each other meet awkwardly brehs.

 

[unit321]

...she woke up and asked me who was dat on da couch. so I said "my sidechick"...

I stopped reading after that.

Real talk, she would have cut yo dikk off after that kind of statement. You probably don't even have a wife or kids. Cool story bro.

 

[MostHatedBox]

she aint had nowhere to go. whut was I suppose to do? i told her she cud sleep on da couch for da night. my babymama keep tellin me to b honest so she woke up and asked me who was dat on da couch. so I said "my sidechick" den she wanna get mad and make a big deal like I could have lied and said my cousin or sumthin. u wanna talk bout u wanna take my kids away. Dose are MY kids too, i paid for his new Adidas not u. den she talkin bout she ain't makin me my eggs. Jus make me my eggs man. Why come everything gotta be so complicated. den she talkin bout she gone tell her dad known he crazy and big as hell.

why come she trippin wen all i did was tell the truth.

who types like this? This screams cac in disguise.