My recent encounters with MLM pyramid scams: WAKEUPNOW, VISALUS, 5LINX and LIMU

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Shyts terrible. On top of that, are the people that are so into it that no one can tell them how bad of an idea it is because they're so desperate for cash.

Commission MLM based jobs are terrible. If you're not good with the gift of gab, you'll make no money.

I'm in these threads honestly cause I hate the MLM monster and how this and all the other scams out there have made the job market terrible.

my brother got into one of those joints several years ago
being the good brother that I am and thinking I could say shyt to him and its all love, i told him, "hey breh that's a pyramid scheme".....maaaaane, I learned that day, homeskillet looked at me like :pacspit:, tambout, "'I'm just hating on him trying to be successful and it's not a pyramid scheme, homeboy was almost in tears, looking like he ready to fight:comeon:. He knows damn well we both too big to be having fist fights, someone might actually get hurt:sadcam:. So I just shut my mouth and let him do him. You know homey called me up a year or so after that incident tambout, "hey breh I made $80 this month:takedat:"
yes he said "MONTH!":dwillhuh::wtf::dahell::patrice:

Mannnnne, I had learned my lesson well!
He ain't catching me, I just listened and then politely said, "oh wow...good for you":troll:,
I think I might have even thrown in an "attaboy" in there, but real slick so that I even believed it. :ehh:

He gave it up several years later.:skip:I love the guy to death but we ain't never discussing some shyt like that for real:zfg:
 

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@Hacksaw Jim Thuggin if you watched the penn & teller bullshyt episode called "fast money" about MLM, it talks about all kinds of MLM and in each case, none of these cats made any bread. they basically said the entire industry is bullshyt. you'd be better off pay pal'ing ur money to me instead if ur gonna throw it out the window :yeshrug:
 

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my brother got into one of those joints several years ago
being the good brother that I am and thinking I could say shyt to him and its all love, i told him, "hey breh that's a pyramid scheme".....maaaaane, I learned that day, homeskillet looked at me like :pacspit:, tambout, "'I'm just hating on him trying to be successful and it's not a pyramid scheme, homeboy was almost in tears, looking like he ready to fight:comeon:. He knows damn well we both too big to be having fist fights, someone might actually get hurt:sadcam:. So I just shut my mouth and let him do him. You know homey called me up a year or so after that incident tambout, "hey breh I made $80 this month:takedat:"
yes he said "MONTH!":dwillhuh::wtf::dahell::patrice:

Mannnnne, I had learned my lesson well!
He ain't catching me, I just listened and then politely said, "oh wow...good for you":troll:,
I think I might have even thrown in an "attaboy" in there, but real slick so that I even believed it. :ehh:

He gave it up several years later.:skip:I love the guy to death but we ain't never discussing some shyt like that for real:zfg:

:laff:
 
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Them nikkaz be in the business for 6 months and claim to be making 20k a month :dead:...These fools kill me fam.

In reality they probably make less than 1000 a month...their pride just wont allow them to tell their family and friends they took a colossal L since they were the ones making a mountain out of a molehill in general.

Oh yeah, is anybody here familiar with this secret shopper scam that's going around now? Basically it's on craigslist (the job scam/MLM hub of the modern internet).

I sent my resume in regards to one of these listings I saw that was so vague...but I was looking for work at the time so I could care less.

Next thing I know, I get a text talking about, hey, do you want to get in on a employment opportunity? Ofcourse...being unemployed I was like...:ooh:hell yea!

Then he keeps texting about an application to fill out that he e-mailed me. And tells me that when I'm done to text him.

I check my e-mail on my smartphone...there is no application.

He keeps bugging me about sending him my info through various texts. I responded by telling him :beli:"I'm not interested anymore."

Anytime I send my resume to someone on CL and they give me a long drawn e-mail about "I'm out of town" and talking about wiring funds or using money orders..I just delete that garbage immediately. I'd say probably 90% of these personal assistant listings are just scams.
 
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@Hacksaw Jim Thuggin if you watched the penn & teller bullshyt episode called "fast money" about MLM, it talks about all kinds of MLM and in each case, none of these cats made any bread. they basically said the entire industry is bullshyt. you'd be better off pay pal'ing ur money to me instead if ur gonna throw it out the window :yeshrug:

let me see: im gonna make life decisions based off of a penn and teller video :ehh::usure:

look at it like this breh....

say you work at UPS....I dont work there...or at FED-EX...DHL...or shyt even the post office....but im gonna come and tell you how things work at UPS...how would you look at me? :patrice:....

well thats exactly how you in here appear to me....you have no frame of reference...beyond youtube videos...things youve heard...or antedotal evidence that youve gotten from i dont know where...but you want me to discount things ive personally seen ( not what ive heard)...and done on a day to day basis:skip:....

naw im good....

ive personally sold products...and i havent scammed anybody...nor have i been scammed.....i dont know what else to tell you :manny:
 

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Say brehs, is Organo Gold another one of these MLM shyts? My neighbor caught me going into my apartment yesterday and gave me a sample, wanted to hear what I thought about it and shyt... just now he came by asking about it and wanting to know if I want more. I say, "So is this just a neighborly gesture or... :usure: I'm not all that interested in buying any coffee :yeshrug:"

him: ":skip: Noooo no, I just want you to try... So would you like to try some more samples? :lupe:"

me: ":what: Naw, I don't think so. I don't understand the point of you just giving me free coffee just because... unless you're trying to sell :comeon: and like I said, I'm not interested in that."

him: ":whoa: I promise, they're free. You don't have to buy anything. Just keep that in mind if you ever want some coffee, okay?"

me: "..... Yeah aight :ld:"
 
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thats the first thing that indicates a scam. I hear "pay for training" and not paid training, I automatically chuck them in the :bushess:[DOUBLEPOST=1397675980][/DOUBLEPOST]

so ur gonna throw away a six figure guarunteed job in order to do MLM part time on the side????? :comeon:

well breh...maybe making 113K is the pinnacle for you....its not for me....
 

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its not a job breh...theres no one calling to make sure i show up in the morning...what i do or dont do is on me.....its a business...:manny:...im in business for myself

what do i make?
i just started there...

havent made much at all....

im only doing this part-time....it is something i would like to do full-time eventually tho....:takedat:

i plan to quit my job in 2015....i made 113k last year at what i do full-time

How much you make with primerica?
 

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Hacksaw has to be the biggest college educated idiot I've ever seen...you will never see bunch of people on this website calling the following companies a scam:
Sears
Walmart
Conoco Phillips
BP
Gamestop
etc
But for some reason, we are all calling Primerica a scam? Why? @Hacksaw Jim Thuggin ask yourself, why would I, as guy thats one year from graduating with a degree in business, tell you 2-3 times that the business your in is a scam? What do I have to gain from it?

Its one thing if you have no degree and your one of the countless
uneducated no common sense havin sheep just lookin for a way to survive, but you gave up a 100k+ job in this economy for a job that requires you to pay THEM to get "paid".

NOW HOW IN THE fukk DOES THAT EVE
N MAKE SENSE :mindblown:

I normally dont break character on this website from my usual "regular nikka" or "racist white cad" schtick, but if you truly did the above, Im not gonna lie, not only do I hope you fail in this MLM scheme, I hope everyone you bring into it fails as well and jumps your dumb ass.

Get the fukk out of my presence you bird brained piece of shyt and may god have mercy on your soul and wreak havoc on your pockets.
 
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