Long story, apologies in advance brehs. Meant to post in this thread earlier as the timing was perfect.
So on Saturday I was getting my winter rims/tires swapped out. The shop is behind this plaza. So I'm chilling outside the garage enjoying the weather, when I see groups of late teens/early 20s males/females of all kinds pulling into the plaza. Like 4-5 in a car. At first I thought it was some sort of car meet, as there were a few BMWs parked out front.. then later a C63 pulled in. So because the parking lot was filling up, people kept coming up to me asking if they could park on the side. I just gave them the
but was curious what was going on. So I asked this one girl and she's like "it's a meeting for young people.. you should come." Couldn't be any more vague than that. So my car is done and I'm pulling out. These 3 girls were walking toward my whip and I stopped and asked what was going on. Without even hesitation 2 of them are halfway inside my window saying "oh, you need to come!" "it's an amazing presentation!" "what are you doing right now? park your car and come with us!" I'm like "
..tell me what it is first?" They don't. I keep prodding but eventually the one girl is like "It's a business thing. LIMA (never heard of it), I made $2,000.00 last week!" - I already knew from the girl before what it could be but at this point I'm like "ohhhhhhhhh, it's a pyramid scam" - their faces were priceless. Still urged me to come. Girl was takling about it being "fate" and shyt, lol. Gave a fake number to text me the info and bounced
Sad part is some of these kids have no idea, and even worse that these things gear you toward going at all your close fam/friends first.
So my question is, wtf is LIMA anyway?
I remember getting sucked into going to one of those presentations years ago. It was called Summit Club here in Toronto. They make you buy a "membership" that gives you all sorts of "discounts" to dealerships and other crap. You buy them in bronze/silver/gold packages. Then whatever you con your family/friends into buying, you get a cut, but ONLY after you sell your first 3 memberships. The first 3 sales go to the guy who brought you in. Rinse and repeat. Such nonsense.
They got everyone's attention by parking Lambos and Ferraris outside (and now I'm sure the C63 and other euro whips were a front on Saturday.) Then they corner you when you are there. I had 3 dudes trying to convince me as I kept countering everything the first guy said, then the second guy. Trying to make me feel guilty by saying that my friend "paid" for my seat. My buddy was right there and said nothing. I just let them talk and said "nope, thanks!" - the tough part was looking around the conference room and seeing people had brought their innocent/gullible grandparents with them, who obviously don't know any better, and just want to help out their grandkids.