My NYC Black Folk......Gentrification

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It's all over when mainstream retailers are setting up shop in the Borough that even longtime New Yorkers are afraid to step into. All it takes is a few Starbucks and one Midwest transplant to call his/her buddies back home and tell them that it's "not SO bad" - the migration begins...




Retail in the (East) Bronx Is on Fire | Commercial Observer

wont be long before
It's all over when mainstream retailers are setting up shop in the Borough that even longtime New Yorkers are afraid to step into. All it takes is a few Starbucks and one Midwest transplant to call his/her buddies back home and tell them that it's "not SO bad" - the migration begins...




Retail in the (East) Bronx Is on Fire | Commercial Observer

at least they can their lifelong dream to claim they live in NYC once the roommates from Middle America come to contribute to rent. :duck:


fukk this gentrification man. This place is turning into the East Coast San Francisco.":sadbron:
 

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No need to worry. White "hipsters" will most likely flee back to middle America when the economy tanks again. Then the city will section 8 all those wonderful condos that have been built, and move the great unwashed back in. Then I guess the "hood" will be more to your likings.
 

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No need to worry. White "hipsters" will most likely flee back to middle America when the economy tanks again. Then the city will section 8 all those wonderful condos that have been built, and move the great unwashed back in. Then I guess the "hood" will be more to your likings.
Can't wait.
 

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:stopitslime: get out of here b

we're in a vital location to make moves to the city, out to jersey, to the BX or into LI

We have access to the LIRR, the subway and 3 vital highways (Belt, Van Wyck & Cross Island)

:usure:


Edit: Make it 4 cause the GCP is right there too. Make it 5 because the Clearview is right there too

:blessed:


how is Queens in general (rents, commutes, nightlife, diversity)? is it yuppiefed like parts of BK? i know they have a lot of middle class blacks in Southeastern Queens
 
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Funny Story about Gentrification.

Alright, last night, I was out with this chick I met last week in Bushwick. We went back to her place after a couple of drinks, we're making out, she says we ain't fukkin tonight...I was like :yeshrug:okay. Played simp for the night and left to get some eats at Checkers on Broadway near the Marcy Ave stop on the JMZ. This Russian dude was yelling to his homey about how he was sick and tired of all these "new people" (aka hipsters) in his neighborhood and how they were jacking up his rent by 400% and how he wished they would "go the fukk back to Iowa or Wisconsion or whever the fukk they came from".:lolbron::mjlol::wow:

This nerdy white dude (who...from my assumption given where he was, in gentrified/hipsterfied Williamsburg, definitely fell in the hipster category) with a JewFro, buddy Holly glasses, a dingy grey t=shirt, cut off jorts, and chuck taylors hears them and he's like "I know who youre talking bout and I feel the same" tryna act like buddy buddy and ish and like he wasn't all:sadcam::wow:about what he was saying. Cause I could tell his ass DEFINETELY wasn't from Brooklyn.

That surburban white guilt must of been eating him alive. He was trying to give them high fives all friendly and they weren't having it.:usure:They were probably thinking in the back of their minds like "n*gga please...you're exactly who we're talking about".

Gentrifiers trying to deny the fact they're gentrifiers are funny.
 

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Funny Story about Gentrification.

Alright, last night, I was out with this chick I met last week in Bushwick. We went back to her place after a couple of drinks, we're making out, she says we ain't fukkin tonight...I was like :yeshrug:okay. Played simp for the night and left to get some eats at Checkers on Broadway near the Marcy Ave stop on the JMZ. This Russian dude was yelling to his homey about how he was sick and tired of all these "new people" (aka hipsters) in his neighborhood and how they were jacking up his rent by 400% and how he wished they would "go the fukk back to Iowa or Wisconsion or whever the fukk they came from".:lolbron::mjlol::wow:

This nerdy white dude (who...from my assumption given where he was, in gentrified/hipsterfied Williamsburg, definitely fell in the hipster category) with a JewFro, buddy Holly glasses, a dingy grey t=shirt, cut off jorts, and chuck taylors hears them and he's like "I know who youre talking bout and I feel the same" tryna act like buddy buddy and ish and like he wasn't all:sadcam::wow:about what he was saying. Cause I could tell his ass DEFINETELY wasn't from Brooklyn.

That surburban white guilt must of been eating him alive. He was trying to give them high fives all friendly and they weren't having it.:usure:They were probably thinking in the back of their minds like "n*gga please...you're exactly who we're talking about".

Gentrifiers trying to deny the fact they're gentrifiers are funny.
:deadrose:
Wish I could say I felt bad for him. :yeshrug:
 
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I'm sick ad tired of all of these hostels and luxury hotels poppin up in Brooklyn...it's got to be frustrating to see that shyt in the bronx.

I swear to go...if the locals starting breaking windows and burning this shyt down, I would applaud them.

If I see another snarky looking white male around the ages of 25-30 something with a hitler youth haircut, meaningless tattoos, buddy holly glasses, a lumberjack flannel, tight jeans, chuck taylors, and an iphone with an arrogant smirk that looks like he writes for an online tech publication...I might have to sucker punch that hipster/fakkit myself.

I'm just gonna f*ck all their bytches though to spite them...LOL. It doesn't take much to get them
 

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I'm sick ad tired of all of these hostels and luxury hotels poppin up in Brooklyn...it's got to be frustrating to see that shyt in the bronx.

I swear to go...if the locals starting breaking windows and burning this shyt down, I would applaud them.

If I see another snarky looking white male around the ages of 25-30 something with a hitler youth haircut, meaningless tattoos, buddy holly glasses, a lumberjack flannel, tight jeans, chuck taylors, and an iphone with an arrogant smirk that looks like he writes for an online tech publication...I might have to sucker punch that hipster/fakkit myself.

I'm just gonna f*ck all their bytches though to spite them...LOL. It doesn't take much to get them

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Funny Story about Gentrification.

Alright, last night, I was out with this chick I met last week in Bushwick. We went back to her place after a couple of drinks, we're making out, she says we ain't fukkin tonight...I was like okay. Played simp for the night and left to get some eats at Checkers on Broadway near the Marcy Ave stop on the JMZ.

This Russian dude was yelling to his homey about how he was sick and tired of all these "new people" (aka hipsters) in his neighborhood and how they were jacking up his rent by 400% and how he wished they would "go the fukk back to Iowa or Wisconsion or whever the fukk they came from".

This nerdy white dude (who...from my assumption given where he was, in gentrified/hipsterfied Williamsburg, definitely fell in the hipster category) with a JewFro, buddy Holly glasses, a dingy grey t=shirt, cut off jorts, and chuck taylors hears them and he's like "I know who youre talking bout and I feel the same" tryna act like buddy buddy and ish and like he wasn't all about what he was saying. Cause I could tell his ass DEFINETELY wasn't from Brooklyn.

That surburban white guilt must of been eating him alive. He was trying to give them high fives all friendly and they weren't having it.They were probably thinking in the back of their minds like "n*gga please...you're exactly who we're talking about".

Gentrifiers trying to deny the fact they're gentrifiers are funny.

:wtb: and :wtb: to both parts I bolded.

Breh tell me you not eating them Hot & Ready joints either :wtb:

and dont call/text that bytch again considering that she wasted your time. Its 85+ degrees everyday in the city now. Ass everywhere
 
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:wtb: and :wtb: to both parts I bolded.

Breh tell me you not eating them Hot & Ready joints either :wtb:

and dont call/text that bytch again considering that she wasted your time. Its 85+ degrees everyday in the city now. Ass everywhere

LOL. I said too much. I actually like this chick tho and she bought me my drinks at the bar. Dare I say it...I actually want to spend time with this woman...she's a dime son. Cougar status. I was in the club last night making out with her all night like :ahh:"I WON!" That was our first date though officially...I haven't had one of those in a couple of years so I consider it a W.

But yeah...honestly,I can't stop talking to these dames...:smugdraper:they everywhere! At work, I'm flirting with them. At night, I'm flirting with them..I'm getting my :heh:on.

Why do I have so much fun hitting on hipster girls though? I guess I've been underselling myself. I've been playing the :'sexay black man" role to these bishes and they've been eating it up.

Like for real for real....y'all would :noah: at some of the women I've been spitting this game to and getting digits from in the past couple.

I'm talking..sexay spanish mamis:noah:
fine ass ebony sistas:noah:
Some rare breed PAWGS that y'all never knew existed:noah:

I'm talkin hipster PAWGS with Tattoos:noah:
Older laate 30-40 something altgirl PAWGS that the fat went to the right places that'd have y'all like:ooh::sadbron::noah::ohlawd:
NERDY PAWGS with glasses:whew:that be hiding they bodies at work in they dresses but you see them in they yoga outfits with their spandex yoga pants on that would make y''all go:takedat:

even some ASIAN bishes too (fukk it shouts to @Tommy Knocks :salute:):noah:

LIFE IS SWEET!
 
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No hipsters in south side Jamaica

My hood >>>>> yours

You'll know when they come though...

You'll be hanging out with ya boys...then all of a sudden Casper The Friendly Hipster from Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio comes towards you while walking his "dawg" out in the "nabe"...and says..

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"Yo...my nikkas..what's up? Y'all know where to get some weed?"
 
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