. I was at work and tried to stifle my laugh and that shyt came out like a mix of a hiccup and a hyena chortle.
I still got some yellow stains on the wall from the 7th grade n shyt
:deadhogie:lol reminded me of when i was like 14 mom asking me why her baby oil was in my room
You nikkas using tissue must have baby nuts
lubed up with; propped up the matress, laid down some
on top of the boxspring, some on the underside of the mattress; inserted my cock; went to work on that bytch doggy style
A vacuum cleaner hose is intense. I had to get it just right, if u dont do it right it feels like its about to suck your dikk off. After i busted and pulled my shyt out the skin had all been pulled up towards the top of my shaft under the mushroom. The first time it had me like
I mentioned somewhere in this thread how I had a Heated back massager pad thing that i took apart. And there was 2 rectangular shaped plastic things inside of it that vibrate. For quite some time I've been trying to position them differently, sometimes with both them shoved into the crevices between my thigh and ball sack. Sometimes I use rubber bands to position right up on my balls while I fap, sometimes i stick one in my grundle and so on...
Well, recently I wanted to go hands free. So I put them on opposite sides of my cock, one right on the shaft and one on the other side. I put a few rubber bands around them to keep them in place. Then I put 2 socks over my wang and i was ready to go.
The massagers have 2 settings, low and high. I noticed that my d*ck was hurtin about half way through. It felt like it was getting strangled. But it felt too good to stop. So I kept going and busted my nut. The pleasure was so great i felt no pain. But as i began to unwrap my d*ck it felt increasingly painful. To finish off the story, i have a gash on my wiener now. This happened a week ago, it'd probably had healed by now but i cant go more then a day without fappin
The last thing i needed was another battle scar
This cant be life
I used to hump the shyt outta one of these until i took it apart. Now i stick one massager in my grundle area, the other one i put on my nuts and use a rubber band to keep it in place
i cant breathe
the post nut clarity + looking down and seeing you nutted on yourself would be the worst feeling in the universe
degrade yourself brehs
What did you search for to get this pic? :young:
nikka walkin around like
in that order...
