My homie's fiancé found a bunch of crusty yellow stained socks under his son's bed

[Scuti]

This thread is just


But seriously just bust on your stomach and wipe it off with a old tshirt when you ready. By the time you wanna bust another nut the jizz should be dry so you can reuse it. Then wash it at the end of the week.

i cant breathe

the post nut clarity + looking down and seeing you nutted on yourself would be the worst feeling in the universe
degrade yourself brehs

 

[Yehuda]

When I started jacking off I was spraying in everything. T shirts towels wash cloths. Then my. Whole room smelled like bleach and they'd find stiff ass towels in the garage

I ended up developing my own technique I've covered here before:

Step 1 get a plastic bag from the supermarket n shape it like this:

Step 2:
Then u line it with toilet paper or paper towels.

Step 3: spray baby slime in there after having an orgasm

Step 4:
Discreetly dispose of the evidence:

Toss it in the bottom of the trash or inside of an empty orange juice bottle

#lifehack #lifejack

that's too much work breh

Cut nikkas mad
Being able to fap without oils or lotions
Mutilate your penis brehs

 

[posterchild336]

Only on the coli I hear shyt like this..first dudes to catch athletes foot on their tool smh

 

[sfgiants]

that's too much work breh

Set up takes 15 seconds clean up takes 35 seconds disposal takes 10 seconds we're looking at set up through disposal 1 Minute.
Worth it when the options are unloading in a sock or towel and having ppl find something caked in semen and thinking you're a sexual deviant.

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

So I'm the only one here who just nutted in their underwear and just kept it moving?

you kept them on???

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

Set up takes 15 seconds clean up takes 35 seconds disposal takes 10 seconds we're looking at set up through disposal 1 Minute.
Worth it when the options are unloading in a sock or towel and having ppl find something caked in semen and thinking you're a sexual deviant.

my nikka broke it down mathematically...

 

[The Burger King]

you kept them on???

Yes, I did.

 

[beenz]

I don't get it
I mean I want to think the obvious (semen) but what the hell is that (semen) doing turning a sock yellow
Get checked out son

probably the same way your underarm sweat turns a t-shirt from white to yellow

 

[Hyperion]

So today on The Coli, I learned that nikkas are out here nutting in jars and then saving it like they're churning butter on some pilgrimage shyt...



I'm just trying to imagine your logical train of thought here.


Paper tower?
Toilet paper?


A jar? PERFECT!!!

 

[Buckeye Fever]

you kept them on???

Yes, I did.

 

[Grifter]

So I'm the only one here who just nutted in their underwear and just kept it moving?

Yes, I did.

 

[The_Dread_Dormammu]

Where's that dude who said he was jacking off laying down and busted in his own face?

I usually go with an old shirt though... Turned it from white to yellow

 

[Kd35brah]

word?

aiight then

YO WTF


The fukk is wrong you nikka?

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

Yes, I did.

Dap, + Rep

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

So I'm the only one here who just nutted in their underwear and just kept it moving?

This thread is just


But seriously just bust on your stomach and wipe it off with a old tshirt when you ready. By the time you wanna bust another nut the jizz should be dry so you can reuse it. Then wash it at the end of the week.