My girl wants to be a stand up comic and it’s lowkey killing our relationship

[Mike809]

You should one-up her , and become a soundcloud rapper.

 

[mag357]

Don't know why this feels like one of them spin threads y'all be doing.
(I just came from comedy club. Girl comedian corny ass hell but I hit it in the dressing room)

But I'll play along... Help her write.
Maybe she isn't stand up funny. But tv show writer funny.

Tell her to write some funny ideas for a show or something.

But if she just ain't got it.
Tell her.

Ive only known about 2-3 funny Women in my entire life... One of them is my moms

 

[Still Benefited]

What kind of loaf?with or without the crust?

A good man would at least help her on her routine. If you arent going to explain why talking about your vagina publically is completely innapropriate for a future wife and mother

 

[Duke Dixon]

The opening post was pretty funny. Write jokes for her.

 

[Pazzy]

Honestly, you should support her and also make her be REALISTIC about what shes doing too. Sometimes you gotta be real with folks so they dont set themselves up to fail or get themselves into some shyt they dont need to be involved with. Just my 2 cents.

 

[Soda Papi]

May as well just go to at least PRETEND you care

 

[-DMP-]

God Peter you’re such a jerk. All Mary Jane does is support you and your broke picture taking ass.

Always crying about uncle Ben or doctor Octavious.

Always Running up behind Aunt May.

The least you could do is support her in this endeavor, considering you always running out to “save New York City” with black cat

 

[Son Goku]

Marry cat owners, brehs.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

goddamn I know how chicks feel supporting their bfs rap careers

NGL this would be so hard to deal with. I'm too honest with my opinions for this to work out if my wife was on that kinda time.

 

[jwinfield]

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Is she one of those, "Hey what's the deal with oatmeal?" comics?

Or is she the Janeane Garofalo type, "So I got my period today..."

Give it up for the fellas!
And my independent ladies out here!
MEEEEEOW!!

WOOO IT’S CRAAAAZY OUT HERE MAN!! WOOOO! WOMEN BE SHOPPING DON’T THEY!

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Are you suggesting this man either put his lady in contact with a producer or contact said producer himself and end up taking a "raw shower"?

nope

i didn't mean rape her... i just meant go give her moral support lol.
maybe help write some material. fun fact, your favorite comedian has a team of writers!

 

[Hater Eraser]

Tell her you're taking up drumming .. move the drums in the living room ..

Every time she rips one of them bombs .. hit her with the :

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I'm not gone lie the premis of the op would be a hilarious Netflix series if done right.

 

[The Guru]

Maybe she can go republican grifter or red pill/blue pill relationship guru.