Monster Hunter Movie In The Works From Resident Evil Director

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MONSTER HUNTER IS THEE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!! I only got thru 30 minutes and 29 seconds of the movie. They were in like 32 accidents in the first 13 minutes and the only "injury" was a cut on Milla Jovovich's cheek!!! Half of her crew were killed by Diablos and the onther half including her were wrapped up in coc00ns but they died but she didn't....HOW SWAY?!!!! HOW?!!! Who da fukk is this bytch to be defying these odds...but oh it gets worst!!! The way T.I. died was very very cringy not the way he died but the line this nikka says like the were giving him a I am Iron Man moment! He tells Milla Jovovich character "You....Gotta...Go!...." I hate you 3000....no it's OVER 9000!!!! Here's where I turned the movie THEE fukk off...Milla sets the monster on fire but it had no effect on it so.....(sigh) she pulls out a pack of bullets and throws it on the monster like a pack of hotdogs on a grill....(grrrr) the shyt actually explodes.
 

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MONSTER HUNTER IS THEE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!! I only got thru 30 minutes and 29 seconds of the movie. They were in like 32 accidents in the first 13 minutes and the only "injury" was a cut on Milla Jovovich's cheek!!! Half of her crew were killed by Diablos and the onther half including her were wrapped up in coc00ns but they died but she didn't....HOW SWAY?!!!! HOW?!!! Who da fukk is this bytch to be defying these odds...but oh it gets worst!!! The way T.I. died was very very cringy not the way he died but the line this nikka says like the were giving him a I am Iron Man moment! He tells Milla Jovovich character "You....Gotta...Go!...." I hate you 3000....no it's OVER 9000!!!! Here's where I turned the movie THEE fukk off...Milla sets the monster on fire but it had no effect on it so.....(sigh) she pulls out a pack of bullets and throws it on the monster like a pack of hotdogs on a grill....(grrrr) the shyt actually explodes.

Fam I had high hopes, they were quickly crushed.
 

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MONSTER HUNTER IS THEE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!! I only got thru 30 minutes and 29 seconds of the movie. They were in like 32 accidents in the first 13 minutes and the only "injury" was a cut on Milla Jovovich's cheek!!! Half of her crew were killed by Diablos and the onther half including her were wrapped up in coc00ns but they died but she didn't....HOW SWAY?!!!! HOW?!!! Who da fukk is this bytch to be defying these odds...but oh it gets worst!!! The way T.I. died was very very cringy not the way he died but the line this nikka says like the were giving him a I am Iron Man moment! He tells Milla Jovovich character "You....Gotta...Go!...." I hate you 3000....no it's OVER 9000!!!! Here's where I turned the movie THEE fukk off...Milla sets the monster on fire but it had no effect on it so.....(sigh) she pulls out a pack of bullets and throws it on the monster like a pack of hotdogs on a grill....(grrrr) the shyt actually explodes.
Her husband is the director lol
 

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Yo this was thee worst shyt EVER how the fukk is this blue eye blond cac bytch going toe to toe with the GOAT Tony Jaa what in the feminist?? :stopitslime:
I know these muthafukka read script the like:ohhh: :mjlol: it aint worse than aeon flux but its up there. At least TI was holding his own for minute
 

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Brehs, if you don't watch it until the part where Ron Perlman sporting a blonde anime wig shows up you haven't experienced how crazy awful this movie truly gets.
 

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Brehs, if you don't watch it until the part where Ron Perlman sporting a blonde anime wig shows up you haven't experienced how crazy awful this movie truly gets.
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Random af but one thing that annoyed me was Milla's white ass teeth. She's dirty af but her teeth are super white like a brand new tee.

shyt was distracting as hell
 
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