Monday Night Raw 3/18/19: A Beast in Chicago

[2CT]

Dave said "Give me what I want Paul"
Paul said "You don't get a damn thing"
Dave repeated himself and Paul said "Get yo ass in this ring!"
Dave started spitting and getting mad, it was easy to see the rage
Til Paul said "Fine Dave i'll face you in a match on the grandest stage
You beat up an old ass man named Richard Fleir just to get my attention?
Well at Mania it'll be no holds barred, no DQs or restrictions!"
Then Cole interviewed Dave and asked him how he could be so cold
Dave said "What's your malfunction? Wait til my side of the story is told"
Cole said wait a minute now Dave, didn't you quit the WWE?
Then Dave said "I'm a movie star now so y'all cannot fukk with me"

THEN 2CT CAME OUTTA NOWHERE LIKE ORTON WITH THE RKO
HE ASKED KAYLA BRAXTON TO MARRY HIM BUT SHE JUST SAID NO
NOW HE'S CRYING UP UNDER THE COVERS
POSTING IN TSC WITH THE BROTHERS
LIKE WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS RUBBER .....rubbber.....rubber

 

[Max.]

Dog jose is wearing left over naomi weave

 

[NoMorePie]

You know something is wrong when chicago is chanting we want cena...

 

[R=G]

You know something is wrong when chicago is chanting we want cena...

Chicago has gotten kind of weak for awhile now...the days of them being defiant by cheering for Mickie or the insane reaction to the Rock/Hogan match are over.

 

[R=G]

What happened to Dana Brooke last night??

 

[ExodusNirvana]

This the nikka in a fighting game that put together the martial arts tournament you gotta win to save your dad.

LOL Dave "Geese Howard" Bautista

 

[DaylitoJames]

This the nikka in a fighting game that put together the martial arts tournament you gotta win to save your dad.

Batista is the new King of South Town?

 

[prophecypro]

Im guessing Corbin isn't gonna be Angle's opponent at Mania given he took the pin against Apollo

 

[CBoz]

You know something is wrong when chicago is chanting we want cena...

I mean when the choice is obvious and you were told it's Baron Corbin instead, yeah that chant doesn't seem so out of place.

 

[StatUS]

Corbin at his best is a transitional midcard/jobber to the stars. Way overpushed right now.

 

[R=G]

 

[DaylitoJames]

Maffew of Botchamania been from this road to fukkeryMania

 

[DANJ!]

Dave said "Give me what I want Paul"
Paul said "You don't get a damn thing"
Dave repeated himself and Paul said "Get yo ass in this ring!"
Dave started spitting and getting mad, it was easy to see the rage
Til Paul said "Fine Dave i'll face you in a match on the grandest stage
You beat up an old ass man named Richard Fleir just to get my attention?
Well at Mania it'll be no holds barred, no DQs or restrictions!"
Then Cole interviewed Dave and asked him how he could be so cold
Dave said "What's your malfunction? Wait til my side of the story is told"
Cole said wait a minute now Dave, didn't you quit the WWE?
Then Dave said "I'm a movie star now so y'all cannot fukk with me"

THEN 2CT CAME OUTTA NOWHERE LIKE ORTON WITH THE RKO
HE ASKED KAYLA BRAXTON TO MARRY HIM BUT SHE JUST SAID NO
NOW HE'S CRYING UP UNDER THE COVERS
POSTING IN TSC WITH THE BROTHERS
LIKE WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS RUBBER .....rubbber.....rubber

Why, yoooooo

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

 

[DaylitoJames]

Bayley must have told Mikaze to make my tights look like the same colors as the desert scene from Beavis & Butt-Head: Do America