Monday Night Pi'Raw 9/3/18: Welcome back

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Ridiculous

Remember when the show was good enough that they didn’t have to replay a rivalry from 7 years ago for no reason and bring a guy on to talk about a match he had 20 years ago solely because it was 20 years ago a few months back in hopes of grabbing a few viewers?

 

[reigun]

I mean really what even was tonight?

Show starts off with the Shield getting arrested for some shyt that happens basically every week on this show only to somehow go through the entire court process in less than two hours.

Then we got Botch Mode in full effect going over new talent and nearly making Birdie a motherless child.

Bobby Roode forming Lunch Money with Chad Gable.

Lashley apparently feuding with KO who is supposed to be fired

Ember teaming against her friends cause we ain't got shyt for ya sis.

Bliss has a stable that can't use superior numbers.

Drake Maverick out here looking like take your kid to work day.

fukk the Revival forever, I guess.

The Undertaker all mad cause HBK supported his friend

And then that ending....Jesus...

 

[woof]

Ridiculous

They really want to sell 100K seats in Australia and are gonna try do it almost entirely on nostalgia.

This better not all be leading to Triple H/Michaels vs Undertaker/Foley at Saudi Series.

 

[snikt6384]

Mofukkas got arrested, got processed, got a court date, court case and judge, then released all in one night

On Labor Day.

Thank you for not disappointing me, Coli. I watched that shyt and was fukking dumbfounded. Raw especially lives to insult my intelligence.

 

[NYChase718]

Remember when the show was good enough that they didn’t have to replay a rivalry from 7 years ago for no reason and bring a guy on to talk about a match he had 20 years ago solely because it was 20 years ago a few months back in hopes of grabbing a few viewers?

I mean god damn bringing him on just to look at a match theyve talked about 50000 times cuz theyre having a hell ina cell ppv
Meanwhile the actual anniversary of the match was 3 months ago

 

[g-ice]

You know this show is bad when you get hyped hearing the sirens at the end of the night and all you think about it's this epic shyt here.

 

[Tres Leches]

this shyt does remind me of WCW 2000

 

[MenacingMonk]

42 pages? I'm disappointed with you guys. Should be under 30.

 

[Mike the Executioner]

So from what I'm reading here, Kevin Owens, a man that's been bullied relentlessly by Braun Strowman for no reason at all, quit last week because he was tired of being a big fat loser.

Then he comes back tonight, and aligns himself with Braun Strowman?! The same man that's made his life a living hell for weeks?!

I'm saying it. I should have said this a long time ago, but it's way overdue and it's time for me to say it. This is how we're all going to describe the show after what I just read.

























































Mike Scully's RAW, y'all.

 

[ALTRUISM]

42 pages? I'm disappointed with you guys. Should be under 30.

The fukkery was too much, breh.

 

[reigun]

I'm not even mad about tonight. Just.... confused.

What was that, brehs?

 

[Hey_zeus]

I'm not even mad about tonight. Just.... confused.

What was that, brehs?

Raw got my breh in here askin the same question over and over.

 

[reigun]

Raw got my breh in here askin the same question over and over.

That shyt might have actually broken me. A nikka bout to go on a spiritual journey to unlock this episode.

Maybe the ancestors can figure out why KO would help Braun.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

They got Braun some heat

No real thoughts on this episode. Felt like a clusterfukk

 

[Hey_zeus]

That shyt might have actually broken me. A nikka bout to go on a spiritual journey to unlock this episode.

Maybe the ancestors can figure out why KO would help Braun.