Model to pit bull: you're a good boy... Pit bull snaps and bites her lip off

Sterling Archer

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Stop kissing dogs in the mouth :yeshrug:
My dogs already know to stay away from my face. They do that shyt with other folks but when they turn around all geeked running back up and see me :comeon: they :francis::mjcry: real quick.
They like leaning on me and being around me but that lapdog and licking shyt is off the table and they know that. Most theyll do is try to lick my hand or leg. Im stern af with dogs. People think its mean
but they want to please me so they do what I tell them.
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Premeditated

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Can't spell #Dogset without the word Delusional

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god damn, my spirit left my body after seeing this picture:picard:
 

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Model: Who's a gooo booiiii :wub:
Pit: There's a pandemic out here.. I'd appreciate it if you practiced social distancing and got the fukk out my face :stopitslime:
Model: That's right.. you're such a cuuutie :wub:
Pit: Someone needs to come get this bytch before I snap.. where's her owner :beli:

Model: I just wanna squeeze youuuuu :wub:

Pit: :comeon: I swear you got like 3 seconds before I.. fukk it.. **grrrIJRETE#$%(U@#%@#$%@rrr** Now look what you made me do :beli:

Model: :damn:Why would you do that.. I just wanted to be your friend :mindblown: How am I supposed to find work now:sadbron::mjcry:

Pit: I mean.. You can now audition for Joker roles :francis:

Model: :picard::mjcry:
Pit: I just made you into a potential future movie star and this is the thanks I get.. I shoulda took the rest of your face :what:

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Young, frail white women and their desire to own a pit is one of the most ridiculous things in current society.


Pit ownership in general is asinine, but for some reason young white women gravitate towards dogs they have no chance of controlling if shyt goes left.
White savior complex

always wanna “fix” or “save” someone for their own selfish desires
 

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I believe @CreepyMcCreeperson has said in the past these dogs are monsters; I'm about on board with that now. I've seen multiple videos recently of these dogs savagely attacking their owners, owners' relatives, friends, etc for no reason, and completely out of the blue. Leave these monsters be!

If it wasn't CreepyMcCreeperson who said that then my apologies and I'll remove the tag lol.
 
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I believe @CreepyMcCreeperson has said in the past these dogs are monsters; I'm about on board with that now. I've seen multiple videos recently of these dogs savagely attacking their owners, owners' relatives, friends, etc for no reason, and completely out of the blue. Leave these monsters be!

If it wasn't CreepyMcCreeperson who said that then my apologies and I'll remove the tag lol.

It was me.

Nice to see you come to your senses.

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