Another fukkboy, make believe franchise that only some boardroom cacs actually want
Didn't you brehs just LOSE a hockey team
To a place called Winnipeg which I'm still not sure actually exists
Don't ya'll have a fukking playoff team that's third-to-last in attendance in the NBA
Aren't you the battybwoi capital of the eastern coast of this great nation
Aren't you the city of racists and c00ns that actually take the time of their day to apply ink-dipped quill to genuine, real life parchment to write Hank Aaron hate mail
AND pay for the postage to send it to the man
USING THE USPS IN GODDAMN 2014
You squad that doesn't exist
Your fans that don't exist
Your city for allowing Gladys Knight to exploit her own people with overpriced chicken and waffles
fukk peaches nikka who the fukk even checks for peaches like that whens the last time anybody ever fukking woke up like "Hmmmmmmm I'd love some fresh peach juice"
Your collective mommas aint shyt
ORLANDO. GODDAMN. CITY.