Mitch McConnell, 81 years old, Currently in the Hospital for Tripping and Falling in a Hotel [7/26 UPDATE: ESCORTED AWAY FROM PODIUM]

[RARI_Godwind]

You mean tripping and falling in to hel

 

[Unbothered]

 

[ORDER_66]

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Oh no!!! I hope my fellow brother in MAGA pulls through

McConnell hates MAGA.

He's still a right-wing piece of shyt tho.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Die faster, die faster!!

 

[s@n]

unfortunate not to have landed on his shell

 

[3rdWorld]

 

[HipHopStan]

What is everyone having for breakfast this morning? Anything good?

 

[DaPresident]

Ahhhhhhhh! THAT is how you start off a morning! No coffee or tea needed!

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

 

[Elim Garak]

I cannot say anything positive so I won't say nothing.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Ahhhhhhhh! THAT is how you start off a morning! No coffee or tea needed!

 

[KGlock]

 

[Stir Fry]

 

[TEH]

Turtle falls from the sky leaving pensioner wondering why

A BAFFLED pensioner is trying to find out why a turtle fell from the sky into his garden during a hailstorm.

www.dailystar.co.uk