fukk em. fukk them, their single speed bikes clogging up the roads, their shytty craft beers, ugly sweaters, and most of all fukk YOUR IRONY. Everything is sarcastic, smarmy and ironic. They skated through college getting 7 year degrees in Fingerpainting then wonder why they cant find a job. The truth is they CAN find a job. White privilege enables them to get a job almost anywhere, the problem is they dont WANT a job. Cuz their parents rewarded them throughout childhood for being mediocre, so they carry the same attitude to college and on to work. Work gets in the way of their "passion", which is always something they call "art" but no Art Museum would ever accept their re-purposed trash. When your a college kid, living like a nomad and bumming off your parents is ok. When your balding (like lance armstrong in the video) or going grey (like the bespectacled lesbian) you are pathetic.