Mike Tyson at 49 yrs old...

[Maddmike]

I'm not so now what fakkit?

Tyson a natural savage breh... I'm sure if he didn't find boxing, he be locked up for beating someone to death. he's on psychotics now but if that nikka was off his meds, I doubt

 

[MoneyBags]

Mike looking like a father correcting his son .

Mike: Get yo ass over here boy and throw that shyt up right if you gonna throw it up. You that one always talking that shyt. Throw that shyt up.

Juelz: Ya'll see this nikka? I mean don't nobody see this nikka? Is he gonna hurt me? Please don't hurt me Mike

nikka look like he was like 19 too. All that tough shyt went out the window and reality settled in real quick . That look on his face says "Mike Tyson just grabbed me like I was his child and there is nothing I can do about it".

Aye for real...fukk u man lol. I'm in tears and my family is looking at me like I'm crazy right now, chill!

 

[semtex]

Keep your distance,
kick mike in his knee,
he gets mad,
rushes in,
change levels,
get takedown
Get side control and pepper mike with a few elbows
Watch for biting
take mount
Rain punches on mike

The End.

lol mike on his worst day would knock your ass back to 1987

 

[Roland Coltrane]

I'd trip my own bytch so he can take her...

I actually got a Mike Tyson story

I was in DC in the early 2000s and me and the homies went to this club called State of the Union on U st.
we had got some breezies to come back to the crib with us and one of 'em got held up and everybody's wondering "where the hell this chick go?"

my boy walks a little bit up the side walk and he turns around and gives me this look

turns out Mike Tyson wanted to holla at one of the chicks and at that point we're all like




her and her friends still ended up coming over but they really wasn't about shyt but smoking up all our weed and bouncing out


but yeah, there's no cotdamn way we woulda forced any kinda issue with dude. seeing him in person you always hear about how he's not that tall and he's not, but that motherfukker was broad as hell

nikka's arms and shoulders weren't on no pretty, bodybuilder type shyt
it was more like a trunk and limbs of straight corrugated sheet metal I-will-fukk-you-up muscles

being around him was like going to that one friend's house that got that bad ass pitbull that looks at you like this the whole time but he swears it's not gonna bite or do anything to you

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

I mean shyt if i had too

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

those hooks are sturdy my friends..sturdier than our bones

 

[Swaggatron]

Any high level brazillian Jiujitsu brown or black belt would destroy mike tyson.

:DocDaHell:Those frail nikkas would get bodied worse than Ronda Rousey v Holly Holm :usomadbreh:

 

[Mowgli]

:DocDaHell:Those frail nikkas would get bodied worse than Ronda Rousey v Holly Holm :usomadbreh:

You dont train in anything. Please speak on what you know.

 

[Jax]

The coli got jokes

 

[Mowgli]

lol mike on his worst day would knock your ass back to 1987

Semtex i think you need to train more. Youve lost your confidence.

 

[Mowgli]

Tyson a natural savage breh... I'm sure if he didn't find boxing, he be locked up for beating someone to death. he's on psychotics now but if that nikka was off his meds, I doubt

So now mike tyson at 50 knocking out every BJJ black and brown belt on the planet. Yall are to much into myths and legends.

 

[semtex]

Semtex i think you need to train more. Youve lost your confidence.

 

[Jax]

"Tried to kneebar Mike"

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

 

[DrX]

i bet MT could beat Jennings and chris A