Michael Bay, shytty explosions couldn't save you dis time breh. :skip:

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It kinda makes sense. He's the guy who still goes to bed at night thinking about having super powers, even though he's damn near 50. His movies are his chance to bring those fantasies to life. It kinda seems like he lives in fantasy land at all times, and never really developed a feel for reality.


I thought it was pretty much understood that Bay is living his fantasy through the Transformers movies. Thought it was understood that Bay was Sam Witwicky, the guy who is dating and banging megan fox, only to through her away and date and bang some other random model, all the while helping robots save the world...

You ever seen his interviews? Dude always looks extremely uncomfortable
 

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nah 2 was trash but 3 was dope to me :manny:
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This all i wanna see nikka. :shaq:
 

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He's a director. Not a screenwriter, not an actor. Most people like 95% can't go on stage and talk without prep of some kind. He doesn't get paid to talk but paid to show. Now if this was a directors workshop and he did this it'd be like :mindblown: what the fukk? A lot of directors don't even like to do scripted interviews where they pick and choose the questions.

This would be like you working the register at McDonald's and in one day they fly you to an international conference to speak on behalf of McDonald's in front of the ceo's and 1000s of employees

He came out confident but that teleprompter fail made him snap back into that dork that lies beneath the surface of that skip bayless swag. Faggits voice crackin like uh umm. YOu hittin puberty nikka? :camby: fukk outta here. :heh:

nikkas can't function without a Teleprompter nowadays :smh:

:what:

maybe he was about shyt himself or something. No way he's that dependent on a teleprompter that he can't answer a few elementary questions :pachaha:

He's a multi-million dollar director with all eyes on him for directing 30-something year old's childhood classics, everything he says is dissected. It's easy to act like you'd have ultra confidence on stage. I've seen people in college get up in front of the class and break down in tears.

Maybe what was on the prompted was an endorsement plug where he was paid to segue into ...

Hes bytch, hes p*ssy. Theres a million ways to handle a situation like that and he chose the most bytch way. Sign of a man that takes himself way to seriously and needs strict control over his image. So much easier to put the interviewer on the spot and say *hey the prompter is broke, you're gonna have to lead us to the promised land* :laff: (audience). Instead he imploded and ran backstage to tear up his dressing room and bytch to the Samsung reps about embarrassing him. p*ssy :pacspit:

:laff: Damn, Mike you needed a teleprompter to talk about why you create movies for a living? I hope Samsung didn't have to pay him upfront.

He always struck me as someone with low confidence so this doesn't surprise me.

They even human in Hollywood too. :yeshrug: Just goes to show success doesn't necessarily give you high self esteem.

How can you be a movie director and not know how to speak without a teleprompter?

How can you be a human being and not be able to just have a conversation. It's not like dude was even presenting or doing a monologue

He seemed like he was completely unprepared. Figured he'd just show up, read the speech that his minion (or some minion at Samsung) prepared and collect a 5 figure pay day :ehh:


Then that teleprompter fukked up and he was like :merchant:

nikka had a breakdown answering a PERSONAL question? And needed a teleprompter to boot? :dead:

You'd think he was up there trying to recite a monologue for Bumble Bee's Lifetime Achievemant Award, Jesus Christ what a fail :laff:

I'm sayin' tho. Who the fucc needs a script to talk about what they do every day for a living? As an introvert, I can say that my least favorite topic to discuss is myself, but if I were getting paid to do it, sheeeeeitt, I'd throw all that shyt in the bushes and you wouldn't be able to shut me up about me.

I probably would have been a bit scared too but, I'm sure I could have winged it. This is something you love to do and have been doing for decades. You can't talk about that for two minutes :cacbaby:

white trash with no self confidence, which is why his ass is always behind the camera instead of in front

With the over the top-ness of his movies this is quite surprising
 
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