Mia Khalifa getting roasted for giving marriage advice

[jshani]

It was crazy, doe. Quite. I’ll tell you why:


The instant she said “sanctimonious”, then The Ghost of Pee-Wee Herman and all the stuff in his Playhouse
should have busted in her house a la Kool-Aid Man status screaming then said “that’s the secret word, dumb bytch”

Marriage is supposed to be “sanctimonious”. The reason so many marriages are fucced up now is because
of people like her that think it isn’t. If you do view it as sanctimonious, then you are more likely to:

A) select who you marry more carefully
B) work any problems that come up during your marriage instead of leaving (and being proud of serially leaving)
C) not be hoe/hoefessional before you get married, so you don’t have to lie to the dude who did want to marry you

You know what else is just “paperwork”? A paycheck.
It is literally just a piece of paper…but it represents something else.
And, it is something that is set apart just for you…which is exactly what it means for something to be “sanctimonious”.


So yeah - what she said was crazy.
And @Remote yeah, this is Top 10 Bad Marriage Advice - just like Steve Harvey tends to give.
Thing is - the only ones who tend to heed advice like these two give are dumb hoes.

Oh well.

Fair enough..but..

A) People tend to fall quickly and think that they are selecting carefully regardless of red flags (Love is Blind for a reason)
B) People are less likely to sit around try to work thru problems that arise (especially if recurring -which can be seen as a waste of time or settling)
C) This one, i agree with...however, it is also on the dude to choose wisely or deal with the whatever comes up, as dudes we are not expected to "work thru" or "settle" with dealing with anything we deem as unsuitable for us

So while i agree that her being the messenger is crazy....what she said about leaving if you are unhappy is not that crazy

 

[karim]

Fair enough..but..

A) People tend to fall quickly and think that they are selecting carefully regardless of red flags (Love is Blind for a reason)
B) People are less likely to sit around try to work thru problems that arise (especially if recurring -which can be seen as a waste of time or settling)
C) This one, i agree with...however, it is also on the dude to choose wisely or deal with the whatever comes up, as dudes we are not expected to "work thru" or "settle" with dealing with anything we deem as unsuitable for us

So while i agree that her being the messenger is crazy....what she said about leaving if you are unhappy is not that crazy

Leaving if you are unhappy isn't crazy. But if you are thirty and already have two failed marriages and one failed engagement behind you, then it's pretty safe to assume that you are at least part of the problem. Plus, this is a pattern with this hoe, things are never her fault. She claims she got exploited in porn to turn herself into a victim instead of a hoe, but she was hoeing her ass out on reddit for attention long before she did her first professional scene. And I'm not even going to get into the whole keeping the ring and Tom Brady comparision thing.

 

[Don Homer]

This bytch literally looks like those goofy disguises that people wear. You know the eyebrows and glasses. Ugly af

 

[Claudex]

Leaving if you are unhappy isn't crazy. But if you are thirty and already have two failed marriages and one failed engagement behind you, then it's pretty safe to assume that you are at least part of the problem. Plus, this is a pattern with this hoe, things are never her fault. She claims she got exploited in porn to turn herself into a victim instead of a hoe, but she was hoeing her ass out on reddit for attention long before she did her first professional scene. And I'm not even going to get into the whole keeping the ring and Tom Brady comparision thing.

Nah breh, we soft shoe shyt too much and that's how things got to this point.

Leaving if you are unhappy IS crazy. Because all marriages that lasted had a spell of unhappiness on them. People be really be thinking couples that lasted 10+ years didn't have severe unhappy moments?

You leave when one of the parts not only ceases to fight for the marriage BUT actively starts working against "the family" of their own volition. That's when you leave. When your partner turns a gun on you and hits that friendly fire repeatedly. Not when they're not performing well or not doing as good as you expected. It is betrayal that should end a marriage, not unhappiness.

Don't let immature people get away with saying unhappiness is a perfectly good reason to terminate a marriage.

Honestly my one question is always, why not abolish marriage and invent a new institution if we keep trying to redefine it? fukk it, create "co-habitarriage" and copy the good aspects of marriage and throw in some new ones and then all the people that didn't fukk with marriages can do that instead. Crazy shyt.

 

[YouMadd?]

 

[analog]

Y'all bullshyttin but this bytch needs to go on a media run talking this divorce shyt.

THREE men proposed to and married this hoe, and now she out here openly talking about how disposable they were. These dudes invested time, money and energy only for them to get discarded when they became seen as a nuisance.

If this is what it takes to get men to wake up, and start taking a realistic look at marriage than so be it.

 

[BlackAchilles]

She once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

 

[hood b. goode]

 

[levitate]

Anal.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

All jokes aside…. That is fukked up though

Yea we know what she is or was, but I still hate the entitlement some folks have for anyone.

Whether is walking up on Bron in a game, fukking with Mike Tyson while he on a plane or etc.

People gotta chill man

 

[R=G]

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

All jokes aside…. That is fukked up though

Yea we know what she is or was, but I still hate the entitlement some folks have for anyone.

Whether is walking up on Bron in a game, fukking with Mike Tyson while he on a plane or etc.

People gotta chill man

Yeah that's fukked up. She was just mad because the dude she adores worships Mia while Mia pays him dust.

 

[Jaguar93]

Ol girl doing all this crying when she’d. Happily gotten smutted out in her hijab on camera. While playing Muslim stereotypes smh.

 

[Brandsdale]

 

[Brandsdale]

shes always been unlikeable and folks never liked her since shes first became active on twitter

also, didnt she have a podcast with Gilbert Arenas?