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You ain't even lying.

A thick ass beard make a fat dude not even look fat anymore. And still get play.
Yup, its like an ornament. @BmoreGorilla has a swole ass beard.

Me being babyfaced, I look like a roll of brown sugar cookie dough:francis:

Never look as good on pictures or video as I do in the mirror. I need that Bmore beard.
 

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I hate this shyt so much

:mjcry:
Yup. Arms look smaller, I look bloated as hell...its nasty. Whereas walking around topless, women get the:jawalrus: Face going, but in pics I look like a fat son of a bytch unless i have excellent lighting. I feel like an instabytch when im trying to get the right photo of my physique.:sadcam:
 

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Guess Ill finally post a pic

Ill probably delete it after like 24hrs...

LL
 
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Yup, its like an ornament. @BmoreGorilla has a swole ass beard.

Me being babyfaced, I look like a roll of brown sugar cookie dough:francis:

Never look as good on pictures or video as I do in the mirror. I need that Bmore beard.
I actually just grew a beard :mjlol:

All my pics on here I have a goatee. This is the smallest I've been since 16. I've been 6'0 and between 210 and 220 since.

I'm currently 200:mjcry:
 

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I actually just grew a beard :mjlol:

All my pics on here I have a goatee. This is the smallest I've been since 16. I've been 6'0 and between 210 and 220 since.

I'm currently 200:mjcry:
Boohoo you tall and handsome mothafukka:justgodude:

You know how popular I was before your wife showed her hidden colors?:ufdup:

This why I cant way to get to LA and see bae. I mean bay:mjpls:
 
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