Meltzer is such a nerd

[jackswstd]

I look at Braun being able to walk away from a crushed ambulance and being compacted, the same way as that briefcase from Pulp Fiction. Just like it's left up to us to decide/wonder what's in the briefcase, we can decide/wonder how he escapes certain death/debilitating injury without so much as a scratch.

 

[stro]

yeah thats a really good point

muscular nikkas cant survive a virus but can survive being enclosed & crushed in a dumpster

Muscles have nothing to do with a viral illness

 

[DANJ!]

It is pretty ridiculous to put another human being into a trash compactor though. Don't think there's any other live action TV shows with that kind of storyline.

It's ridiculous to be a zombie whose power comes from an urn, it's ridiculous to beat up your boss on the regular and still have a job, it's ridiculous to get hit in the face with a sledgehammer and be able to walk on your own minutes later... this shyt is forever about ridiculous things that you'd never see in real life or on a more 'realistic' tv show. You'd expect kids to question something like how Braun could survive something like this... not a guy who's been following wrestling for like 40 years and has seen every off-the-wall thing there is.

 

[Crimson_Dynamo]

Sports ENTERTAINMENT DAVE. I watch wrestling for the circus like fukkery and crazy ass spots. If i wanted to watch a competitive sport i could watch mma or a jiu jitsu tournament in my gym.

 

[ZEB WALTON]

Um.. its cause uh um i m-m-mean ... y-yea but... ahhhh ya know. Uh....mmmm

i dont know

6 stars if he saw the bucks do it in japan from his hubbel telescope, second hand

 

[Nero Christ]

Nah

That is exactly why.

Why not let it be because he isn’t big?
Irish whips don’t make sense but a big monster surviving precarious situations needs elaborate backstories?

being big don't mean you can survive being in a trash compactor

this is what Braun was in and survived

so unless WWE is about to explain Braun is a zombie or a spirit (which they won't) then it doesn't make sense how he survived and it is too ridiculous to overlook.

 

[niguez]

How do y'all listen to him talk. Listening to the LAW every now and then dude come on there and stutter for 20 mins

I mean maybe but it can also be that as well.. Who knows really?

Meltzer finessed the ICW for over 25 years

 

[Theolodius_Black]

As true as everything said here about suspending disbelief is though.... if the bludgeon brothers don't murder someone I'll be legit disappointed.

You mean to tell me these mother fukkers hang out in the woods, say creepy shyt, and swing hammers all the time and all the wanna do is get in the squared circle and enter a collar and elbow tie up

They gotta murk somebody with them hammers brehs

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Muscles have nothing to do with a viral illness

no i meant muscular in the sense that they book them like superheros who can get hit with steel chairs, kendo sticks, go thru tables, etc

but cant handle some viral infection

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

shredder survived a garbage truck

 

[StarClout]

As true as everything said here about suspending disbelief is though.... if the bludgeon brothers don't murder someone I'll be legit disappointed.

You mean to tell me these mother fukkers hang out in the woods, say creepy shyt, and swing hammers all the time and all the wanna do is get in the squared circle and enter a collar and elbow tie up

They gotta murk somebody with them hammers brehs