Meltzer is such a nerd

[Drones]

Dave's inability to process sarcasm or to get any details wrong is one of the most underrated parts of his show.

Alvarez: Drifter is out there singing, and Jason Jordan is out there throwing VEGETABLES at him...

Dave: And fruit, there was some fruit in there too.

 

[jackswstd]

fukkery done well is always welcome. That segment was gold IMO.

 

[TransJenner]

Dave's inability to process sarcasm or to get any details wrong is one of the most underrated parts of his show.

I read this exactly in there voices

 

[Theolodius_Black]

We talking about a man who had the following exchange with Young Alvarez once

BA: "Let's say Vince lives to be 300 years old..."

Double talk Dave:"Yea but he's not going to. "

Meltz felt the need to correct Chico on the fact that Vince isn't going to live to be 300 and he was dead ass serious.

 

[JerseyBoy23]

Kane on life support and Shane McMahon voice bringing him to life via satellite

 

[El Cocodrilo]

How does Meltzer feel about the Undertaker and Wyatts being able to teleport

 

[NYChase718]

How does Meltzer feel about the Undertaker and Wyatts being able to teleport

Bray Wyatt turning into a dead woman

 

[StarClout]

Dave's inability to process sarcasm or to get any details wrong is one of the most underrated parts of his show.

I swear Meltzer is autistic

 

[prophecypro]

shyt was peak mid 00s WWE TV

 

[prophecypro]

Also how do people miss out on Dave and Bryan's sarcastic conversations when they discuss deep Kayfabe things

 

[prophecypro]

Dave's inability to process sarcasm or to get any details wrong is one of the most underrated parts of his show.

Thats him being sarcastic and dropping jokes too though

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

If Braun came out of the trash in the Tokyo Dome, it would have been a 5-star segment

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Thats him being sarcastic and dropping jokes too though

sounding like a slow wrestling dweeb obviously ain't working for him

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Meltzer gotta relax n embrace fukkery.

He has no problems when it's the young bucks, go figure.

 

[dbp]

If you fukking suspend disbelief for a damn IRISH WHIP then you honestly gotta let anything go.