Megalopolis was the dumbest thing i ever seen

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Mashal88 said:
I fell asleep for 30 minutes at some point. Woke up and watched for another 15-20 minutes then left early. Incoherent. Bad film. Then I looked at his filmography and saw Coppola hadn't done a meaningful or well rated film in a long time. Living off that past glory.
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This was as close to leaving a movie as I've ever come. :hubie:

Whose that one poster that always walks out of movies lol
 
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Mashal88 said:
I fell asleep for 30 minutes at some point. Woke up and watched for another 15-20 minutes then left early. Incoherent. Bad film. Then I looked at his filmography and saw Coppola hadn't done a meaningful or well rated film in a long time. Living off that past glory.
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CouldntBeMeTho said:
This was as close to leaving a movie as I've ever come. :hubie:

Whose that one poster that always walks out of movies lol
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Rep to any poster that remember this :russ: ...


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Part of me wants to see it just to have something to do.

I got unused Cinemark credits and the Regal Unlimited membership, so I wouldn't have to pay out of pocket for it :hubie:
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CouldntBeMeTho said:
The only good thing I have to say is it starts with a interesting concept. It's what if modern America was ancient Rome.

But it goes completely off the rails. Adam driver's character has the ability to freeze time. But its never explained how or why. And its never relevant to the plot. You can take it out and it has no effect whatsoever. And he only used it a few times where it had nothing to do with anything.

There's one scene out of nowhere where a satellite just crashes to earth and explodes. It's not mentioned at all before it happens or after it happens. Just like 30 second clip inserted.

Adam driver gets shot in the face and has half his head blown off. They heal him with some mysterious compound he invented. He walks around with a bandadge for a few scenes and then he's just magically OK the next. Again it showed half his head missing.

Adam driver plays Caesar. But he's really just a urban planner. Lol. He spends the whole movie trying to build megalopolis. But you only see it the last few minutes of the movie. And it's basically a magical cgi park lol. It's so stupid. The whole movie for that.

He also directly quotes Shakespeare to start off. And his character spends mucj of the movie talking like a shakespearean play. Needless to say time after time he says a bunch of fukking words and you're just like.... what?!

The plot really makes no sense. I wouldn't eveñ really call it a plot. Adam driver is trying to build megalopolis by gentryfying poor people is as basic as I can make it
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Did you spend money on tickets and concessions :picard:
 
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