Meanwhile in Jamaica...

[aXiom]

I met the cutest little Jamaican girl named Apple.

Jamaican nicknames are my favourite though....GOAT nicknames in the world

Some of my Jamaican friends have nicknames like Pineapple, Dr. Feelgood aka Jamaica Ring Charlie, John Wayne, Ace, Goose, Poochie, Smiley, Prophet, Little Foot, Lamp Oil & G-Force. I miss them

 

[Strawberry]

They both ride motorcycles/stunt bikes

The first time I met Lamp Oil he came up to me...

Him: "Hey, I'm Lamp Oil"

Me: "?? Lamp what? Did ya say lamp???"


Him: "Lamp Oil....you need any lamps oiled?"

Me:

It was one if the best pick up lines I've ever heard in my life, melted me like mozzarella

Then a bunch of guys got jealous that I was talkin so much with Lamp Oil and I had to leave

Spoiler

but not without me secretly slippin him my # first

 

[Strawberry]

Uptown Mondays





Someone needs to make an IN gif out of this...

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

In what city/parish?

I had a really scary experience with a guy named Peanut...

Sometimes I laugh cuz we were PB&J ingredients (Strawberry jam & Peanut butter) but what went down really wasn't that funny

Tried to put it up the butt didn't he ?

 

[Krazy]

You hear about how someone was tryin to kill Vybz in prison earlier this year? Smuggled poison into jail and everything...

Yeah he threw piss in someones face, he had it coming.

But If you want some jokes and can understand/read patois etc try Jamaican Matey & Groupie Pinkwall Talk Di Tings Dem | Real Jamaican News,Views, Gossip & Music For The International Jamaican Diaspora

Basically Shaderoom & Lipstickalley rolled into one

Their youtube channel is funny too

 

[Strawberry]

Yeah he threw piss in someones face, he had it coming.

But If you want some jokes and can understand/read patois etc try Jamaican Matey & Groupie Pinkwall Talk Di Tings Dem | Real Jamaican News,Views, Gossip & Music For The International Jamaican Diaspora

Basically Shaderoom & Lipstickalley rolled into one

Their youtube channel is funny too

UP! UP! UP!

Ya mon mi can read patois

Been on Pinkwall since before I joined the Coli

They have a fukkin crazy thread about Clansman from a few months ago...you ever read that one?

Here's a funny clip from Pinkwall's YouTube channel:



Would rep you for biggin up JMG but *looks at rep*

 

[Krazy]

UP! UP! UP!

Ya mon mi can read patois

Been on Pinkwall since before I joined the Coli

They have a fukkin crazy thread about Clansman from a few months ago...you ever read that one?

Here's a funny clip from Pinkwall's YouTube channel:



Would rep you for biggin up JMG but *looks at rep*

Yes

What thread on Clans? Link I dont visit there as often as I used too, only time I was really on there was during the whole Kartel case they dropped some knowledge and pieced a few things.

 

[Auger]

What is your infatuation with Jamaica?

 

[Colin X]

So you tryna get some of this dikk or what?


You think I'm playin but I ain't

 

[Strawberry]

Yes

What thread on Clans? Link I dont visit there as often as I used too, only time I was really on there was during the whole Kartel case they dropped some knowledge and pieced a few things.

FOR THOSE WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CLANS MAN GANG LIKE MISELF | Jamaican Matey & Groupie Pinkwall Talk Di Tings Dem

Roll yourself up a spliff, grab a drink and get cozy...reading through that thread and all of the comments is like reading the script to an incredibly complex movie.

I love how everyone contributes to it and tries to help piece it together. I wonder if anyone from Clansman read or posted in that thread

What is your infatuation with Jamaica?

Have you ever been to Jamaica? It's awesome!

So you tryna get some of this dikk or what?


You think I'm playin but I ain't

 

[Colin X]

Quit playin with a nikka @Strawberry

 

[Auger]

FOR THOSE WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CLANS MAN GANG LIKE MISELF | Jamaican Matey & Groupie Pinkwall Talk Di Tings Dem

Roll yourself up a spliff, grab a drink and get cozy...reading through that thread and all of the comments is like reading the script to an incredibly complex movie.

I love how everyone contributes to it and tries to help piece it together. I wonder if anyone from Clansman read or posted in that thread



Have you ever been to Jamaica? It's awesome!

My fam is from there, and its whatever

 

[Strawberry]

Quit playin with a nikka @Strawberry

My fam is from there, and its whatever

I love everything about Jamaica: the culture, the vibe, the people, the music, the food, the fashion, the scenery. I had some crazy adventures out there and have some close ties that are near and dear to my heart.

 

[Krazy]

FOR THOSE WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CLANS MAN GANG LIKE MISELF | Jamaican Matey & Groupie Pinkwall Talk Di Tings Dem

Roll yourself up a spliff, grab a drink and get cozy...reading through that thread and all of the comments is like reading the script to an incredibly complex movie.

I love how everyone contributes to it and tries to help piece it together. I wonder if anyone from Clansman read or posted in that thread



Have you ever been to Jamaica? It's awesome!

Oh that one, yeah I remember reading that and they probably did I'm sure they wanted everyone to know how bad Clans are lol

Kartel did belong to Clans too

"Kartel a 1Don, if anuh me a Tesha Miller"

 

[Strawberry]

Oh that one, yeah I remember reading that and they probably did I'm sure they wanted everyone to know how bad Clans are lol

Kartel did belong to Clans too

"Kartel a 1Don, if anuh me a Tesha Miller"

Yeah, they mentioned that in the thread...Kartel had to buy Dave from Clansman a van or something way back in the day.

But yo, Clansman are sayin they don't want Tesha Miller back...

CLANS MAN WAR…DEM NUH WAA BACK TESHA MILLER | Jamaican Matey & Groupie Pinkwall Talk Di Tings Dem

They also killed one of his brothers in Spanish Town a few months ago.

Tesha Miller is supposed to get out of jail and return to Jamaica in January 2016...shyt's gonna get crazy...a lot of people are sayin Tesha's gonna be killed and/or that there will be a blood bath in Spanish Town

AYO @Worl Boss give us your 2 cents on this