Matt Gaetz under federal investigation for sticking his panhandle in Nestor's south beach bottom

[NZA]

Count 26 is an conspiring to commit an offense against the US, he about to do some real numbers.

if you are a late 30s pervert who probably has high cholesterol from eating at ruth's chris every night due to fraud money, and they tell you that if you become a snitch, you can get out in 67 years...you might as well throw a chair at a judge and get sent to prison like a real G cuz nothing matters anymore.

 

[Json]

if you are a late 30s pervert who probably has high cholesterol from eating at ruth's chris every night due to fraud money, and they tell you that if you become a snitch, you can get out in 67 years...you might as well throw a chair at a judge and get sent to prison like a real G cuz nothing matters anymore.

Just wait for the next scumbag Republican president to grant you a pardon.

It’s his only hope

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Just wait for the next scumbag Republican president to grant you a pardon.

It’s his only hope

He got indicted for being a Republican so it’s only fair

 

[FAH1223]

 

[jj23]

(Cutaway to Rick Gates)

Oh she was working.....DEEZ NUTZ!!!!

 

[Sohh_lifted]

I can only pray somehow Ron Desantis is involved in all this.

 

[Pressure]

Matt Gaetz is really reflective of his base. It's amazing.

 

[jerniebert]

This story keeps getting better and better.

 

[Brehcepticon]

Gaetz out here looking like a poorly cloned Tom Brady.

 

[MushroomX]

This story keeps getting better and better.

The FloodGaetz is opening.

 

[88m3]

 

[Pressure]

Loudest Trumpets I know are all coke heads.

Edit: smiley needs a straw and powder. @Orbital-Fetus

 

[AndroidHero]

So when is he going arrested?

 

[Mr swag]

Dude has a trash lawyer. He was going to get life but then he took a plea for……..life???

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Dude has a trash lawyer. He was going to get life but then he took a plea for……..life???

Pretty sure you're looking at potential max sentences. The judge will end up giving him 20 or something and he'll get out in less than that.