Matt Gaetz under federal investigation for sticking his panhandle in Nestor's south beach bottom

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the black cat is my crown...
who has money on matt gaetz beating the charge...?

let's see, he's white... check
he's male... check
he's affluent... check
evidence shows he's guilty... check

hmm, i don't see a conviction in there....

let's run that algorithm again with some different parameters and see what we get....

he's black ... check
he's male.... check
he's poor... check
evidence shows he's innocent... check

life in jail, no parole...

do you people see how this works now....?
 

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How is this guy still on the promo/campaign trail :what:

Isn't he being investigated :mjtf:

The fact that MTG is fully hitching her trailer to him right in the middle of his investigation is :mjlol:

If he gets convicted she'll probably tell her followers it's a deep state conspiracy. :manny:
 
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