matt damon was a homosexual in the departed

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:dahell: theres theatres made just for this kind of thing. what do you mean most men would be uncomfortable? they dont make these theatres for women. who do you think are their main customers. only fakkits who are unsure of their sexuality would be uncomfortable in there.
Im saying most heterosexual men arent traversing thes eplaces like that. Like a specific level of perv usually
 

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gay men dont watch heterosexual pornography. period. they feel uncormftable like matt damon did.
So if u were in a theater where they showed straight porn and a guy a row ahead of u and behind ubwere jacking off u would be comfortable?:scust:

Like i said...most men wouldnt be comfortable...why donu think there were soo many empty seats?

Only evidence u did miss out on was jack nicholson having a big nlack dildo with him...like did he buy it just to scare damon...or...:patrice::dwillhuh:
 

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So if u were in a theater where they showed straight porn and a guy a row ahead of u and behind ubwere jacking off u would be comfortable?:scust:

Like i said...most men wouldnt be comfortable...why donu think there were soo many empty seats?

Only evidence u did miss out on was jack nicholson having a big nlack dildo with him...like did he buy it just to scare damon...or...:patrice::dwillhuh:

jack nicholsen was a fakkit too. his wife was readin a how to get pregnant book in the film. its pretty clear.
 

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Also, DNA doesn't work like that.... UNLESS Sullivan just left the place a mess and did no clean after WEEKS, even implied MONTHS since Dingam "disappeared"... how could that DNA get connected with the murder of that time? DNA from months ago??
and let me just punch a hole in your theory by bringing up the fact that in this time...damon wouldve changed the locks :dead:
 

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Sullivan wasn't gay at all...The Departed was a homage to how them old school cops and gangsters in the northeast used to act ...using racial slurs like ******, mick, chink, guineas, callin people fakkit just to fukk with 'em...Sullivan and Costigan were playin both sides of the law and was scared as hell about anybody finding them out which lead to Costigan havin panic attacks, insomnia and poppin oxy/vaalium to maintain....Sullivan had impotency issues from stress knowin at anytime Costello could call a green light or dime him out to the precinct which made him a dead man walkin either way :wow:
 
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Sullivan wasn't gay at all...The Departed was a homage to how them old school cops and gangsters in the northeast used to act ...using racial slurs like ******, mick, chink, guineas, callin people fakkit just to fukk with 'em...Sullivan and Costigan were playin both sides of the law and was scared as hell about anybody finding them out which lead to Costigan havin panic attacks, insomnia and poppin valium to maintain....Sullivan had impotency issues from stress knowin at anytime Costello could call a green light or dime him out to the precinct which made him a dead man walkin either way :wow:
This is also a logical explanation
 

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Sullivan wasn't gay at all...The Departed was a homage to how them old school cops and gangsters in the northeast used to act ...using racial slurs like ******, mick, chink, guineas, callin people fakkit just to fukk with 'em...Sullivan and Costigan were playin both sides of the law and was scared as hell about anybody finding them out which lead to Costigan havin panic attacks, insomnia and poppin valium to maintain....Sullivan had impotency issues from stress knowin at anytime Costello could call a green light or dime him out to the precinct which made him a dead man walkin either way :wow:

he was gay. even roger ebert said so. :comeon:
 

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he was gay. even roger ebert said so. :comeon:

That's 'cause he was goin by today's mentality...again Scorsese and Bill Monahan (the screenwriter) wrote this like a hard bolied detective novel come to life and loosely based on Whitey Bulger and his crew...Costello had known Sullivan since he was a kid and pretty much raised him as his protege...if you rollin with Irish made men who don't play that shyt... plus puttin in work with the academy and becoming a cop (another macho circle who don't play that shyt lol) where you gon' find time to be fukkin with dudes whenu got a whole city on lock as the law??
 

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and let me just punch a hole in your theory by bringing up the fact that in this time...damon wouldve changed the locks :dead:

Why should he.

The LARGER question is to ask yourself how Dingam got a key, why he got a key, and if he didn't have a key then how'd he got in.

All of it indicates that he had a key which means at some point they were living together which makes Dingam the mystery cosigner.
 

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Sullivan wasn't gay at all...The Departed was a homage to how them old school cops and gangsters in the northeast used to act ...using racial slurs like ******, mick, chink, guineas, callin people fakkit just to fukk with 'em...Sullivan and Costigan were playin both sides of the law and was scared as hell about anybody finding them out which lead to Costigan havin panic attacks, insomnia and poppin valium to maintain....Sullivan had impotency issues from stress knowin at anytime Costello could call a green light or dime him out to the precinct which made him a dead man walkin either way :wow:
Sullivan wasn't gay at all...The Departed was a homage to how them old school cops and gangsters in the northeast used to act ...using racial slurs like ******, mick, chink, guineas, callin people fakkit just to fukk with 'em...Sullivan and Costigan were playin both sides of the law and was scared as hell about anybody finding them out which lead to Costigan havin panic attacks, insomnia and poppin valium to maintain....Sullivan had impotency issues from stress knowin at anytime Costello could call a green light or dime him out to the precinct which made him a dead man walkin either way :wow:

The stress excuse is out the door when NOONE was most stressed in film than Billy Costigan. And it's quite clear he could get it up without problems.

As for the slurs, the main people overcompensating homophobic language were Sullivan, Dingam, and Alec Baldwin's character. All of them susceptible in being gay on the low. shyt, Alec Baldwin even gives a full SPEECH as to how getting married is a good way to show others as to not being gay.

The entire PREMISE of the movie is about people living double to multiple lives concealing their true identity and virtually every single character have alternative personas and secret identities.
 
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