MASSIVE F#CKING L I TOOK

[Willy Waffle]

haha i was drunk one weekend a few months ago and i was talking to this bytch from some sorority. we were at another college so i aint know anyone and this house was trashy as fukk. there was booze for days but goddamn these bytches were living in a pigsty.

so i take the girl to some room and we start kissing on some couch . for a while i didnt notice anything, but i soon realize i smell something. i go the bathroom and check myself and i just got beer breath but nothing that bad.

i come out and this bytch is in her panties and a bra and shes looking good as fukk. im like "u take that sexy ass to the bed". she starts undressing me and i smell it again. but im on a p*ssy mission so i fight thru the smell.

she starts suckin the dikk and im fingering her. i pull my finger out and find the culprit of the smell. this bytch p*ssy smelt like 2 jars of horseradish and she's tryna get me to go down there . so i go back out the party in my boxers, dikk hard as fukk, take 2 shots and walk back.

i ate it but i hit it after and she had some p*ssy so i wasnt too mad. woke up the next morning woke my homies up and we left. she aint have a death tooth, but the stankiest p*ssy i ever got up in.

give this nikkka a medal of honor

 

[Fmju]

I'm a dental assistant so I know how you feel breh

I hate fukked up mouths with a passion. It will def turn me away from some p*ssy.

To me, if she don't take care of her teeth, she don't take care of her p*ssy neither

 

[Harry Sax]

u shoulda got tha head n got gingivitis on your dikk

 

[RicanFury]

naw, he didn't. it was 4 am and the liquor was flowing. u know he still hit.

did not hit. im sorry man that smell emanating from the mouth was like art barr's hiphop posts before he was revealed to be a dusty old man who can't rap....straight took over your senses. i wanna enjoy a bish all around i make sure i knock them walls straight first time so i can try again later nah mean breh? well i try to anyways no way i was gonna be able to focus wit a yukmouth bish, sorry dawg.

 

[RicanFury]

I'm a dental assistant so I know how you feel breh

I hate fukked up mouths with a passion. It will def turn me away from some p*ssy.

To me, if she don't take care of her teeth, she don't take care of her p*ssy neither

my nikka you kno that smell right? shyt is like a fungal shyt stewing in a pot of asian crotch hairs.

 

[Birdman]

this was some white sorority bytch, im prolly the first black guy she ever fukked tbh. she aint been around like that. i dont even one night stand that much either, but when im drinking and theres bytches i dont know galore i gotta some p*ssy[/]

at u making excuses like, I don't know her at all, she let me hit on the first night and was stank but she probably not a ho...

 

[So-Chi]

this was some white sorority bytch, im prolly the first black guy she ever fukked tbh. she aint been around like that. i dont even one night stand that much either, but when im drinking and theres bytches i dont know galore i gotta some p*ssy

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

props to OP

every man should reject p*ssy once in their life

 

[Ricky Church]

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[RicanFury]

you drove over to a girl house at 4am? 4am? Really breh? Don't you people sleep?

nikka this NYC...i walked

 

[Esau = Evil]

This is the First time i've dapped, 5 starred & Pos rep'd a thread.


Got damn im crying over here.

 

[Esau = Evil]

haha i was drunk one weekend a few months ago and i was talking to this bytch from some sorority. we were at another college so i aint know anyone and this house was trashy as fukk. there was booze for days but goddamn these bytches were living in a pigsty.

so i take the girl to some room and we start kissing on some couch . for a while i didnt notice anything, but i soon realize i smell something. i go the bathroom and check myself and i just got beer breath but nothing that bad.

i come out and this bytch is in her panties and a bra and shes looking good as fukk. im like "u take that sexy ass to the bed". she starts undressing me and i smell it again. but im on a p*ssy mission so i fight thru the smell.

she starts suckin the dikk and im fingering her. i pull my finger out and find the culprit of the smell. this bytch p*ssy smelt like 2 jars of horseradish and she's tryna get me to go down there . so i go back out the party in my boxers, dikk hard as fukk, take 2 shots and walk back.

i ate it but i hit it after and she had some p*ssy so i wasnt too mad. woke up the next morning woke my homies up and we left. she aint have a death tooth, but the stankiest p*ssy i ever got up in.

Disgusting fakkit.

 

[rocksteady]

 

[SeattleTimes]

bytch got teef like a rotten apple

 

[bigbadbossup2012]

haha i was drunk one weekend a few months ago and i was talking to this bytch from some sorority. we were at another college so i aint know anyone and this house was trashy as fukk. there was booze for days but goddamn these bytches were living in a pigsty.

so i take the girl to some room and we start kissing on some couch . for a while i didnt notice anything, but i soon realize i smell something. i go the bathroom and check myself and i just got beer breath but nothing that bad.

i come out and this bytch is in her panties and a bra and shes looking good as fukk. im like "u take that sexy ass to the bed". she starts undressing me and i smell it again. but im on a p*ssy mission so i fight thru the smell.

she starts suckin the dikk and im fingering her. i pull my finger out and find the culprit of the smell. this bytch p*ssy smelt like 2 jars of horseradish and she's tryna get me to go down there . so i go back out the party in my boxers, dikk hard as fukk, take 2 shots and walk back.

i ate it but i hit it after and she had some p*ssy so i wasnt too mad. woke up the next morning woke my homies up and we left. she aint have a death tooth, but the stankiest p*ssy i ever got up in.

disgusting