MASSIVE F#CKING L I TOOK

[BAMBA]

 

[stealthbomber]

haha i was drunk one weekend a few months ago and i was talking to this bytch from some sorority. we were at another college so i aint know anyone and this house was trashy as fukk. there was booze for days but goddamn these bytches were living in a pigsty.

so i take the girl to some room and we start kissing on some couch . for a while i didnt notice anything, but i soon realize i smell something. i go the bathroom and check myself and i just got beer breath but nothing that bad.

i come out and this bytch is in her panties and a bra and shes looking good as fukk. im like "u take that sexy ass to the bed". she starts undressing me and i smell it again. but im on a p*ssy mission so i fight thru the smell.

she starts suckin the dikk and im fingering her. i pull my finger out and find the culprit of the smell. this bytch p*ssy smelt like 2 jars of horseradish and she's tryna get me to go down there . so i go back out the party in my boxers, dikk hard as fukk, take 2 shots and walk back.

i ate it but i hit it after and she had some p*ssy so i wasnt too mad. woke up the next morning woke my homies up and we left. she aint have a death tooth, but the stankiest p*ssy i ever got up in.

 

[Morethan1]

^

Stop eating random women p*ssy

Its not a good look. Your gonna catch herpes and have to wear one of theses

 

[SeattleTimes]

I woulda ate hella onions n gave that bytch the mob kiss

 

[RenAi!]

LOL

 

[stealthbomber]

^

Stop eating random women p*ssy

Its not a good look. Your gonna catch herpes and have to wear one of theses

this was some white sorority bytch, im prolly the first black guy she ever fukked tbh. she aint been around like that. i dont even one night stand that much either, but when im drinking and theres bytches i dont know galore i gotta some p*ssy

 

[Premeditated]

 

[SupremeAlfy]

haha i was drunk one weekend a few months ago and i was talking to this bytch from some sorority. we were at another college so i aint know anyone and this house was trashy as fukk. there was booze for days but goddamn these bytches were living in a pigsty.

so i take the girl to some room and we start kissing on some couch . for a while i didnt notice anything, but i soon realize i smell something. i go the bathroom and check myself and i just got beer breath but nothing that bad.

i come out and this bytch is in her panties and a bra and shes looking good as fukk. im like "u take that sexy ass to the bed". she starts undressing me and i smell it again. but im on a p*ssy mission so i fight thru the smell.

she starts suckin the dikk and im fingering her. i pull my finger out and find the culprit of the smell. this bytch p*ssy smelt like 2 jars of horseradish and she's tryna get me to go down there . so i go back out the party in my boxers, dikk hard as fukk, take 2 shots and walk back.

i ate it but i hit it after and she had some p*ssy so i wasnt too mad. woke up the next morning woke my homies up and we left. she aint have a death tooth, but the stankiest p*ssy i ever got up in.

Brehh you was determined to get p*ssy huh!?

 

[stealthbomber]

Brehh you was determined to get p*ssy huh!?

i take it as a badge of honor, we all hit some stank p*ssy sometimes in our life

 

[Wildin]

haha i was drunk one weekend a few months ago and i was talking to this bytch from some sorority. we were at another college so i aint know anyone and this house was trashy as fukk. there was booze for days but goddamn these bytches were living in a pigsty.

so i take the girl to some room and we start kissing on some couch . for a while i didnt notice anything, but i soon realize i smell something. i go the bathroom and check myself and i just got beer breath but nothing that bad.

i come out and this bytch is in her panties and a bra and shes looking good as fukk. im like "u take that sexy ass to the bed". she starts undressing me and i smell it again. but im on a p*ssy mission so i fight thru the smell.

she starts suckin the dikk and im fingering her. i pull my finger out and find the culprit of the smell. this bytch p*ssy smelt like 2 jars of horseradish and she's tryna get me to go down there . so i go back out the party in my boxers, dikk hard as fukk, take 2 shots and walk back.

i ate it but i hit it after and she had some p*ssy so i wasnt too mad. woke up the next morning woke my homies up and we left. she aint have a death tooth, but the stankiest p*ssy i ever got up in.

My god....what the fukk....seriously....what's the matter with you? The bottle had a skull and an X on it and said do not drink......but i drank it anyway.....Do you care whether you live or die?

 

[stealthbomber]

My god....what the fukk....seriously....what's the matter with you? The bottle had a skull and an X on it and said do not drink......but i drank it anyway.....Do you care whether you live or die?

the threads about L's, i never claimed a win

 

[SuikodenII]

who know what disease down there...

there will be additional opportunities...

just cuzz its available,does not mean its worth it...

Game

 

[Premeditated]

haha i was drunk one weekend a few months ago and i was talking to this bytch from some sorority. we were at another college so i aint know anyone and this house was trashy as fukk. there was booze for days but goddamn these bytches were living in a pigsty.

so i take the girl to some room and we start kissing on some couch . for a while i didnt notice anything, but i soon realize i smell something. i go the bathroom and check myself and i just got beer breath but nothing that bad.

i come out and this bytch is in her panties and a bra and shes looking good as fukk. im like "u take that sexy ass to the bed". she starts undressing me and i smell it again. but im on a p*ssy mission so i fight thru the smell.

she starts suckin the dikk and im fingering her. i pull my finger out and find the culprit of the smell. this bytch p*ssy smelt like 2 jars of horseradish and she's tryna get me to go down there . so i go back out the party in my boxers, dikk hard as fukk, take 2 shots and walk back.

i ate it but i hit it after and she had some p*ssy so i wasnt too mad. woke up the next morning woke my homies up and we left. she aint have a death tooth, but the stankiest p*ssy i ever got up in.

that's disgusting breh. I luh to eat p*ssy like Wesley Pipes, but I ain't going down on some pussuh that smell my armpits after a game without deodorant.

 

[Rominati]

haha i was drunk one weekend a few months ago and i was talking to this bytch from some sorority. we were at another college so i aint know anyone and this house was trashy as fukk. there was booze for days but goddamn these bytches were living in a pigsty.

so i take the girl to some room and we start kissing on some couch . for a while i didnt notice anything, but i soon realize i smell something. i go the bathroom and check myself and i just got beer breath but nothing that bad.

i come out and this bytch is in her panties and a bra and shes looking good as fukk. im like "u take that sexy ass to the bed". she starts undressing me and i smell it again. but im on a p*ssy mission so i fight thru the smell.

she starts suckin the dikk and im fingering her. i pull my finger out and find the culprit of the smell. this bytch p*ssy smelt like 2 jars of horseradish and she's tryna get me to go down there . so i go back out the party in my boxers, dikk hard as fukk, take 2 shots and walk back.

i ate it but i hit it after and she had some p*ssy so i wasnt too mad. woke up the next morning woke my homies up and we left. she aint have a death tooth, but the stankiest p*ssy i ever got up in.

I was eating cereal reading this bullshyt mang

 

[MightyHealthy]

This is straight out of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia