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Johnny is a nasty breh...just wants a fukkdoll. He should just hit up spearmint rhino or something and get a stripper


I think he has serious commitment issues. He'll find anything as a reason to be a turn off

Member 1st or 2nd episode dude was hyperventilating because he was scared to tell Bao that he liked her? :heh:
 

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I think he has serious commitment issues. He'll find anything as a reason to be a turn off

Member 1st or 2nd episode dude was hyperventilating because he was scared to tell Bao that he liked her? :heh:
That shyt was hilarious. “I…I…I really like you”

Dude sounded like he was 15 :dead:
 

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My girl said last nite that Michaela looks like Blue Ivy. I cant unsee it
:damn:

I told y’all last week that I fukks with Myrla and she cemented it last nite. Say what you want about her but she plays her position and stays in her lane. She actually been coming out her shell since Gil backed off a little. I think she really fukks with him. They gonna make it

White couple is boring as hell. The chick seems cool. The white dude said he was initially attracted to her but he isn’t now. I bet she said she’s a democrat and has some black friends or some shyt. Now he can’t sort it out
:heh:

Btw Gil and the gay Mexican dude both look like MLB players
:heh:

Also I think Johnny still can’t get over the Asian chick not taking showers
 

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The editing on this season is a little funny...whole season is they love me, they love me not shyt...

How did Myrla do a complete 180. Chick is smitten with him now. Like I'm sure that smashed after her not even kissing dude before.

My thoughts on everyone
  • Johnny is a 15 year old stuck in a 30+ year olds body.
  • Bao wants perfection, but she isn't perfection herself.
  • Marla, I actually like Myrla and Gil after last night's episode.
  • Ryan is kinda over it, it's not that he ain't attracted to Brett, he's just like she ain't cute enough for me to put the extra effort in.
  • Brett is actually cool people. You put her personality in someone I'd more attracted to I'd be all in lol...
  • Zack is too emotional. Michaela is just crazy as catshyt...that's not a good matchat all.
  • Jose is too controlling and is used to having that control and he'll act like a lil bytch when he doesn't have it. Locking Rachel out was some bytch ass shyt imo.
  • I have no real opinion on Rachel. I think if Jose stops getting so rigid with things, they'll make it.
 

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Johnny is a nasty breh...just wants a fukkdoll. He should just hit up spearmint rhino or something and get a stripper
He said he likes clingy girls, but doesnt even want to cuddle w her. He's a weirdo.

The editing on this season is a little funny...whole season is they love me, they love me not shyt...

How did Myrla do a complete 180. Chick is smitten with him now. Like I'm sure that smashed after her not even kissing dude before.

My thoughts on everyone
  • Johnny is a 15 year old stuck in a 30+ year olds body.
  • Bao wants perfection, but she isn't perfection herself.
  • Marla, I actually like Myrla and Gil after last night's episode.
  • Ryan is kinda over it, it's not that he ain't attracted to Brett, he's just like she ain't cute enough for me to put the extra effort in.
  • Brett is actually cool people. You put her personality in someone I'd more attracted to I'd be all in lol...
  • Zack is too emotional. Michaela is just crazy as catshyt...that's not a good matchat all.
  • Jose is too controlling and is used to having that control and he'll act like a lil bytch when he doesn't have it. Locking Rachel out was some bytch ass shyt imo.
  • I have no real opinion on Rachel. I think if Jose stops getting so rigid with things, they'll make it.
Agree w all of this. Myrla probably got a bad/wierd edit, but still she was pretty cold. Gil seems cool as hell, and I dont think anyone in the history of the show would have stuck w her.

I said this after the 2nd week. Zack is way too sensitive to handle Michaela. She needs someone that can check her.

Jose sucks. He's got Napolean sydnrome.

Feel bad for Ryan because he's trying, but it's not gonna happen. Feel bad for Brett because he dude just aint into her.
 

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Also hopefully Gil is getting paid extra for being the stand in for the host asking questions every time the couples get together. Dude just doing the producers job most of the time :russ:

Lol...I was thinking that too. Every time they're altogether this dude moderating the conversation and trying to pry deeper into everyone's thoughts and feelings on shyt.
 

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He’s not attracted to the broad period. Just like Chris last year. Not attracted to the broad even though he may think she’s the broad he should be with.
On the flip side it mirrors Haley and Jake from last season. Dude and the counselors kept asking if she was attracted to him but she was too nice(or chickenshyt depending on your perspective) to be honest with him.

I think he has serious commitment issues. He'll find anything as a reason to be a turn off

Member 1st or 2nd episode dude was hyperventilating because he was scared to tell Bao that he liked her? :heh:
He's taking after his pops who ditched the family when he was a kid. I can envision a lot of his issues with commitment coming from that.

Also hopefully Gil is getting paid extra for being the stand in for the host asking questions every time the couples get together. Dude just doing the producers job most of the time :russ:
Word. Dude is always holding court. Kevin Frazier better look out:pachaha:

Overall I don't really think any of these couples are going to last. Johnny is too immature for marriage. Bao would be better off with some nerdy cac developer from NY or San Fran. I don't think Ryan is as bad as people make him out to be. But dude clearly isn't attracted to Brett. Sucks for her because she's catching feelings. But I can understand him not wanting to gas her up if he doesn't see a future. Hurricane K is clearly the baby of the family. She needs to stop leaning on her dad's death as an excuse for her overly emotional reactions tho. She needs time with a therapist, not a new husband. Zach is immature and struggles to communicate tho. Sucks because I was convinced they would work out after the wedding. I couldn't bear to watch Myrla initially but she's slowly grown on me. Gotta respect the fact she always keeps it a buck despite her whining. She's in great shape and has her own bread. Her opening up about being cheated on explained a lot about her slow approach. If any couple had a chance, it would be her and Gil. Mexican Omari Hardwick definitely giving off :wrist:vibes. He pulled some real sucka shyt locking her out the crib. How u kick somebody out of an apartment that aint yours?:mjlol: I applaud Rachel's composure dealing with that situation. The way she communicates leads me to believe she's either been in therapy before or honed that skill teaching special education students.

FYI: I can't even front brehs. Stank p*ssy Bao had me feeling some kinda way a couple of episodes ago when she and Johnny were playing that game.:whew: She was looking right in those tights. Plus the fact she seems open minded about sex is a plus.:takedat:
 

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I think it got deleted due to the bs with FB and Instagram today but Dr Viv put up a vid of her in jeans in her stories and she is fukking stacked, my god:picard:
 
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