dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
Bro really wants to “protect his peace”Breh if I hear one more "She's invading my space, and doesn't make me feel in my true essence" from Ike, like he's a Shea butter diva, I swear
Married at first sight is the best reality show on TV rn
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Dude sounds like Amel Larrieux
Feel so sorry for Enem, the casting directors did her wrong
This new season got a bunch of sus shyt innit. Does every couple got a downlow or out in the open double-sider?
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
I don’t even know if I can blame them this time. Dude did a hard 180 and I still can’t figure out what triggered his bytchassness to activate
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I forgot to check in 
I totally avoided the Denver season but they got me back in.
I was pulling for David but that nikka slipped up lmao. He just gotta come clean cause that excuse was buns. He still talking to chicks he knocked down from tinder. I get it cause Michelle got the personality of a cinderblock but he gotta wait until filming over.
Ikechi a weird nikka and was definitely intimidated when he saw her spot compared to his. Emem too cute to be dealing with that.
Carla boring as shyt and Juan not feeling her, physically or otherwise. Like yall mentioned she not tryna work like that. Juan ain’t tryna save her either lmao.
I can’t even remember the names of the dude with the weird voice and the gym chick. She not feeling him or his dad bod. But it looks like he about to crash out soon
Camille and Thomas the only one who has a chance of making it. I find it weird she didn’t think dude was black enough until he added the earrings lmao
I hope we get to whomever was cheating with one another’s spouses soon.
I totally avoided the Denver season but they got me back in.I was pulling for David but that nikka slipped up lmao. He just gotta come clean cause that excuse was buns. He still talking to chicks he knocked down from tinder. I get it cause Michelle got the personality of a cinderblock but he gotta wait until filming over.
Ikechi a weird nikka and was definitely intimidated when he saw her spot compared to his. Emem too cute to be dealing with that.
Carla boring as shyt and Juan not feeling her, physically or otherwise. Like yall mentioned she not tryna work like that. Juan ain’t tryna save her either lmao.
I can’t even remember the names of the dude with the weird voice and the gym chick. She not feeling him or his dad bod. But it looks like he about to crash out soon
Camille and Thomas the only one who has a chance of making it. I find it weird she didn’t think dude was black enough until he added the earrings lmao
I hope we get to whomever was cheating with one another’s spouses soon.
I think I am done with this season and this show in general
haven't watched the last 2 episodes but following from a far
i dont think ppl on this show understand how this show works
you sign up to marry a stranger. You commit to the process. They might be your type or what you normally go for but its 2 fukking months. You get paid, you go vacation, get to do activities and meet decent ppl. it aint fukking prison or a lifetime commitment
how 3 of the couples were DOA almost immediately
- Michelle didnt fukk with David from the jump, she was completely a bytch to him and took every opportunity to shyt on him.I cant blame David for quitely quitting the marriage and moving on but now he is the bad guy
- Madison fukked with Allen during the wedding but immediately afterwards she checked out because he isnt her type. If picking your type worked out, you wouldnt be on the show. Allen seems like a good dude.
- looks like Ikechi was on the show for 15 minutes of fame and to promote himself & ego. If he got a wife in the process great. But that wife would basically have to do everything he says and be beneath him. I hate social media topics/arguements but Ikechi is intimated by Em. He cant deal with her success and is the stereotypical dude that cant handle a strong successful black woman. He was calling her aggressive from the job? Why cause she asked question? Didnt do everything he said? Until the restaruant scene and with almost everything Em has never been aggressive. But Ikechi says things like she makes him feel little, its really a Ikechi issue. The relationship was DOA once he say her apartment.
- they matched Juan and Karla cause they are both relatively attractive latin ppl but other than that they have nothing in common. the experts producers really dropped the ball
the show's one saving grace is Tom & Camille. Both of them seem to be on the show for the right reasons and willing to change/compromise
Wish them the best but otherwise another trash fire of a season
haven't watched the last 2 episodes but following from a far
i dont think ppl on this show understand how this show works
you sign up to marry a stranger. You commit to the process. They might be your type or what you normally go for but its 2 fukking months. You get paid, you go vacation, get to do activities and meet decent ppl. it aint fukking prison or a lifetime commitment
how 3 of the couples were DOA almost immediately
- Michelle didnt fukk with David from the jump, she was completely a bytch to him and took every opportunity to shyt on him.I cant blame David for quitely quitting the marriage and moving on but now he is the bad guy
- Madison fukked with Allen during the wedding but immediately afterwards she checked out because he isnt her type. If picking your type worked out, you wouldnt be on the show. Allen seems like a good dude.
- looks like Ikechi was on the show for 15 minutes of fame and to promote himself & ego. If he got a wife in the process great. But that wife would basically have to do everything he says and be beneath him. I hate social media topics/arguements but Ikechi is intimated by Em. He cant deal with her success and is the stereotypical dude that cant handle a strong successful black woman. He was calling her aggressive from the job? Why cause she asked question? Didnt do everything he said? Until the restaruant scene and with almost everything Em has never been aggressive. But Ikechi says things like she makes him feel little, its really a Ikechi issue. The relationship was DOA once he say her apartment.
- they matched Juan and Karla cause they are both relatively attractive latin ppl but other than that they have nothing in common. the experts producers really dropped the ball
the show's one saving grace is Tom & Camille. Both of them seem to be on the show for the right reasons and willing to change/compromise
Wish them the best but otherwise another trash fire of a season
he lets his true feelings slip sometimes
when he says things like my wife thinks she is better than me (thats how he feels and we havent seen Em say/or do anything to make him feel that way)
dude has a frail ego (for example during the wedding he got upset that she & her girls didnt appreciate his poetry) and the worse thing in the world was being matched with a woman like Em
he asked for a combination of Michele Obama & Kelly Rolland...physically Em checks that box
unless he was fronting and mentioned strong black dark woman cause he was trying to come off as woke
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Breh if I hear one more "She's invading my space, and doesn't make me feel in my true essence" from Ike, like he's a Shea butter diva, I swear
or I am not everyone's cup of tea but I am someone's henny & coke
gfoh with these rehearsed slam poetry lines...he trying to hard to be artsy/woke and comes like a poser
he says shyt like this cause he has a frail ego & here to promote himself
he looking for a subservient chick to do whatever he says and be beneath him. He cant deal with Em cause she has a mind of her own and successful
Forgot about that one