LOL at taking a kid to Disney World then dropping them off in the projects. Damn bruh, that had to be a harsh wake up call.
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Married and Divorced twice before 30.
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We gon see about that 
I bet that dude she was with was saying the same thing Mills was, "Damn you got ANOTHER one???"
I bet that dude she was with was saying the same thing Mills was, "Damn you got ANOTHER one???"
She probably hit him back with that, "You sure I didn't tell you? .... Well...
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I was shy growing up around chicks. Just did not know how to talk to them really. . Then when I had a few gf's I tried to treat them like princesses and got sonned so thoroughly.I shared the one story in college of the chick who I took out to dinner at Red Lobster, bought her some Nikes. . then the next day on campus she is posted up in the cafeteria with her ex and she was wearing the shoes and he was eating the leftovers. . Had one of them cheddar biscuits in his hand sopping up goodness like
When I joined the Navy I was no virgin but I was inexperienced to say the least.Then I met my homies on the ship! Pretty Boy and Humphrey ( Hump for short ) They got my ass off the ship and soon we were partying every where! All over the south. Both of those dudes were outgoing dudes. . I am introverted to be honest.
But with those two I could blend in and find my way. Honestly they was my nikkas mane.
Soon my simp side started tugging at me. . Basically I was a idiot.
Here I am 23ish and I am now looking to settle down.
For anyone familiar with Jax. . I liked to go to bars that Navy guys did not go to. .If I was not hanging out with the fellas I would to a spot and blend in. . One of those spots was Capn Oldies on Mayport Road.
For one thing. . It looked like a old white country bar. . No nikkas was going up in there. . Hell I was not either. . Until one night I stopped at the lil store next to it to get some OJ. . And I heard rap music.I walk up in there and chicks were getting live!
No navy nikkas was in there either! I was
That was new lil spot. . Pulled some chicks out of there too. . .Not sure if yall remember one of my military stories was about how I met this big tittied chick . . fukked her the same night . . Then went on a three week cruise on our ship. . When we pulled back in she was waiting on the pier for me in some white sheer outfit. nikkas was clowning. . I met her there.
So I will never forget this day. . It was New Years eve. Hump was on the ship. He had duty. Pretty Boy was back in Bama visiting his folks. I was in there chilling. . I had been going there like three months. I kinda knew everyone in there. . This chick walks in. . Ass sashaying back and forth. . . Coco skin and pretty as fukkShe walks in. . . She seemingly knows everyone there. Daps up the bartenders. . She does like two laps around the place and the whole time I am looking at her like
Then she leaves!!
But I could not get that vision of her out of my mind!
Wifing up a chick everyone knows at a bar. First mistake
IF YOU ARE NOT GENERAL MILLS THEN STOP POSTING UNTIL HE ADDS ANOTHER PART TO HIS STORY, IM GETTING ALERTS THINKIN HE UPPD THE THREAD ONLY TO SEE ITS YOU CLOWNS
Nah I already stole it. It's called "I hope they have THOTS in hell." And I'm going to pharaphase all these stories
Clayton Endicott
Superstar
Got all my shyt done. Now I can pull up a chair. In.
@General Mills we gotta get some of your stories into screenplays. Real talk. One of my favorite posters.
shyt I got going on right now is Coli worthy (wifey recently went through the phone and opened pandora's box of pawg heaven) but I lack your flair.
Marriage ain't for everybody.
shyt I got going on right now is Coli worthy (wifey recently went through the phone and opened pandora's box of pawg heaven) but I lack your flair.
Marriage ain't for everybody.
Yinny
I miss LLC Twitter
This some Bebe's kids shyt, fun day/life with the stable people then go back home to the empty jects
Keep it coming breh
yakamein
#milfhunter
First Future Christ drops all of these extrodinary tapes.... Now we get a new @General Mills plat thread. I just can't brehs.
DemureNatural
Pro
No (real) woman wants a simp! Good for you!Lol. I legit own a teacup Chihuahua. He is sitting right Here. And that lil nikka really flew thru the drive thru window on some Greatest American Hero shyt.
I fully admit I used to be a hardcore simp. I just put women on this pedestal. I made another thread on here about this chick trying me and trying to get cash out of me. I posted text messages. Basically I kinda explained part of of is my nature. I am a super laid back not wanting to make waves kinda guy. Another part of it was that all I saw growing up was my dad worshipping my moms.
They are still married going strong. Anything she wanted he gives to her. Now...... This was all I saw growing up. So it warped me a lil. I gave women in my life the same treatment for a long time plus I was the oldest so I had no big brother to kinda teach me. When I met homies they would steer me in the right direction.... But at the wrong time my simp background would rear it's head.
I love women. But honestly I never trust ANYTHING a chick says now. I perpetually keep theface . I right or wrong assume they are all playing games and lying. They literally beat the simp out of me.
In my mind I would love to have that one woman I could simp over. I know that will never happen.